First of all I'm sorry for ruining the wedding dress. Possibly the whole marriage.
Being horny is no excuse but it makes everything look different. I've looked at bricks hornily. I've looked at the elevator and could see it sexily. Like how a guy starving to death sees his friend walking around like a cooked turkey. It's not really his fault right?
Obviously this story begins on Saturday, May 1st. The morning of the wedding.
I arrived at the Great Hall early. Unlocking the back door I entered the kitchen where plates, glasses and serving dishes stood in towers. Turning on the coffee maker I ran through a mental checklist - cake would arrive at 9 and the bridal party at noon. Musicians, caterers, bar staff at 4:30. Guests and the officiant should arrive at 6pm and the whole party should close by midnight.
I took my coffee into the event hall. This massive wooden chapel had been converted into a party space. In a few short hours this place would be full of drunken party guests but for now it was so peaceful here. Sunlight streamed in through the stained glass casting beautiful colors across the hardwood. Two seasons as the events manager here and I still was in awe of the room.
Mopping the floors in time to music in my headphones my mind wandered to an ex, a girlfriend I'd had in college who was completely out of my league. She'd lay in bed scrolling her phone wearing these colorful little panties. Her bum drove me crazy as it slowly wagged back and forth, I'm sure she knew the effect it had on me as I tried to write a paper. Without fail I'd stop studying and eat her out. The sex was amazing and without realizing it the day would be over and I'd be completely behind on work. Our breakup lead to a remarkable improvement in my grades but..
I was completely lost in thought when a hand lightly tapped my shoulder. I jumped and threw the mop comically into the air.
Turning I found a woman in a pink hoodie speaking to me, I took my headphones off.
"...to have startled you!"
"Ms. Vaso!" I hurried to pick up the mop. "Apologies I didn't hear you come in." I looked at my watch.
"Sorry, I'm very early. I couldn't sleep at all last night."
Her black hair was a mess and the pink hoodie and grey sweat pants showed that she really hadn't slept. She was quite pretty though. Her eyes that looked a little stressed.
"I just wanted to see that everything is okay here. What are you listening to?"
"Everything is perfect here, don't worry your wedding will be perfect."
"Thank you, I needed to hear that. What were you listening to when I came in?"
I looked at Spotify which had been on shuffle.
She said she loved the band and I admitted I'd never heard of them. I offered her a coffee and we headed to the kitchen. She asked if she could try on her wedding dress and I showed her to the bridal room.
I went back to the Great Hall to put away the cleaning supplies. When I returned to the kitchen I found her pulling the wedding dress over her head revealing her body in just bra and panties. Quietly I backed out of the room but she heard me.
"Hey, it's alright you can come in."
I entered the kitchen again. Ms. Vaso sat slumped over on the bench in her white underwear. The wedding gown was a pile on the floor.