030 I lost what? Where?
I pulled in to the parking lot at work and slid my seat back to make enough room for me to get my breasts out of my tiny Mazda MX5. It's a cute soft top convertible and a great little sports car. I love my car but I had it well before my breasts. Just one of the life changes that came with this decision. I turned sideways to stand up holding my breasts back with my arm so I didn't honk the horn. As usual I grabbed the side of the car to help me stand up from the low position and inconvenient angle that I was at because I sat maybe 5" from the ground. I stood up and turned to close the door, when I noticed a new kid standing there in the parking garage watching the entire contortionist performance with wide eyes seemingly in amazement.
I smiled, close the door then opened the trunk to get out my laptop bag. Turning around he was still standing there almost frozen, mouth slightly agape, except for the now obvious bulge in his khakis. I smiled again and said "Morning". This jolted him and he realized he was obviously hard. Quickly he tried to turn around and conceal his erection with his bag. I could tell he was embarrassed by his red face. I closed the trunk of the car turned and walked toward the front door of the building. As I walked past him, invading his 'personal space' just a bit almost grazing his arm with my right beach ball of a breast I looked at him and said 'Have a good day.'
As usual I badged in through security, stopped to get a cup of coffee in the small kitchenette, then headed for the NOC [Network Operations Center] where my office is. By now I've [mostly] mastered navigating the man trap with my bag, hot coffee, and obviously the 34LL breasts that are literally like beach balls. The man trap is a set of 2 doors that you have to pass through. The second door that opens out on to the NOC floor won't open unless the first door is closed and the magnetic lock engaged. It's designed for 2 people but I now have to go through alone as I take up about 1 1/2 peoples worth of space.
Turning about 45 degrees and side stepping I put my left breast past the door frame turn to the right to get my right one in and then the door closes. Yes it's a really small space on purpose. I take a small step back to turn and face the second door. Waiting to hear the first door close behind me I take a sip of coffee and relish the moment for just a second before the chaos of the day begins. I'm just glad that the chaos didn't hit me before I even got out of my car as it has once during a huge outtage. The slight click of the door and light at the access panel of the second door turned green, I was back at work, (sigh).
With my badge still in my hand and clipped to my right side, as a lanyard over my neck puts my security badge right on top of my boobs like it's sitting on a shelf, I scan my badge at the reader. The usual beep, I enter the code on the pad that changes the number locations every time, then put my hand on the bio-metric hand scanner. After a second or 2 the light over the door turned from green to red, I finally was able to open it and get in the NOC.
This was a pain to have to do every day but it was mandated and I had been in security meetings where they were talking about voice prints or eye scanners. Damn how much more do you want? I thought. I carefully walked up the stairs to my office drinking my coffee. The stairs were immediately to the left of the man trap. As there's no open liquids allowed, no one complained about my open coffee as it never went more than about 3ft inside the door.
I walked into my office that over looked the NOC and all looked normal, so far. At least no one looked panicked. My office is moderate, my desk, a small round table with 4 chairs for small meetings and 2 chairs at my desk. There is 1 wall that is all windows that overlooks the NOC, it's actually a pretty cool sight I have to say. While I can easily see the entire room and the rows and rows of server racks, as well as the central monitoring station, the entire room can see right into my office as well. I keep meaning to ask for blinds or something but haven't. Needless to say I've noticed all the guys at some point staring at me as I sit facing the door with my left side clearly visible. I had my desk offset in the room so that it sits maybe 2ft from the window to my left as I sit. I like to walk around that side of my desk because I press my right breast against the glass as I do and squeeze myself around behind my desk. I don't want to go overboard but I do like the attention and how most of the guys will stop and watch while trying to look like they're still working.
I was reading an email at my desk when, through the huge windows of my office that overlooked the whole server room, and noticed that there was a monitor in the control center with red on it. I wasn't too worried as it was only one or 2 alerts on 1 monitor and the other 45 were green and no graphs were showing 100% or 0%.
I went back to reading then my phone rang, it was Randy. I picked up the phone and looked down at the control center to see him standing there looking at me with a troubling look on his face.
"Hello Randy, what's up?"
"Morning Ms. Smith, I think you might want to come and have a look at this."
Authors note: My last name isn't smith. As I have said before the names have been changed to protect the innocent or egregiously stupid.
"Sure, what is the warning alert on?"
"It's the CEPH cluster for ABC BioGenics."
With a sigh and a slight "Shit!" said under my breath.
"I'll be right there."
I hurried around the right side of my desk this time as this was actually a problem. As I walked through the rows of server racks into the NOC control center I could feel my nipples starting to get hard. Shit, I forgot my hoodie I thought as Randy walked over.
"We lost 2 entire NAS units in the cluster."
"Ok, so is the storage ring re-balancing the data"
"Yes, but...."
I cut him off.
"But what?" I said with an equally concerned tone now.
"They're uploading data and the other NAS units can't write fast enough to re-balance the LUN and write new data. Besides there's the 4 Exabytes that just went offline."
FML I thought to myself as I stood there ever hardening nipples in the 57 degree air that were incredibly obvious by now. I shouldn't have chosen such a thin bra and sweater, oh well.
"Where's Tammy!?"
Tammy is our lead CEPH storage engineer.
"She's..." he stopped both of us listening to the NOC door closing in the background.
"Right there." He finished. Just as Tammy was hurrying to the control center.
"Morning Tammy."
"Morni..." She stopped when she saw the 2 red alerts on the monitor.
"It's going to be a day isn't it?" she said looking at me, stopping at my nipples that could probably cut glass by now.
I turned back to Randy and the 4-5 other junior admins and engineers standing there.
"Did the new NAS units that we ordered come in yet?" I asked to the group. Dead silence, I noticed that they were all staring at my nipples. I had a hot sensation flash through me and felt my vagina tingle and twinge as moisture started to present.