I'm dying. Oh no, I can hear you saying as you reach for the off button, not another rebarbative list of ailments and vomit inducing descriptions of medical procedures. Don't worry, there will be none of that; in fact I've hardly had a day's illness in my life and only occasionally had to bother the doctor. But the inescapable fact is that I am dying. After ninety five years of uninterrupted service my old ticker is finally packing up, and there's nothing that can be done about it. I'm not in any pain, my appetite is healthy, and I still enjoy a glass of good wine with my evening meal and a nightcap of single malt, but I haven't really got much time left. So before I regretfully have to shuffle off this mortal coil I have been recalling my life of sexual pleasure; the hundreds of people that I've fucked, the orgies, the tens of thousands of orgasms, but most of all the amazing women and men who have taken me to the summits of delight.
My final lover Rosie is with me now and over the last few weeks I have recounted for her pleasure and arousal, the highlights of almost eighty years of carnal excess. It makes my balls tingle deliciously when I'm telling her my stories as she gently sucks my cock and caresses my penisβ semi flaccid I'm afraid as it is a couple of years since I had a decent erection. Although you can't see her, I can assure you that she is the most delectable of women, especially without clothes to hide the magnificence of her breasts and her beautiful plump pussy. My darling young Rosie β I say young although she is no spring chicken β but against the perspective of thirty years or more between our ages she is just a nubile teenager to my mind. She visits me every evening for a few hours of the most wonderful sex, tucking me in as she leaves to return home while I drift off to sleep in the blissful state of post orgasmic languor.