It's almost Christmas and I'm wondering what I can get you for a present this year. I've got the usual things, but I want something different, something original. I come up with the perfect idea, certain you will never have been given before. So I head into town and get a few things to do with your special gift.
Christmas morning comes around and you come by to exchange presents. First you give me one of mine, a small gold box with a red ribbon around it. I look at you, smiling as I slow unravel the ribbon and remove the lid. Inside is a beautiful necklace.
I lean forward, wrapping my arms around your neck I kiss you, telling you "I love it".
We keep exchanging a few more gifts until it seems that we're done, but you turn and say to me, "Actually, there is one more thing..." I look at you suspiciously, "I've got one last thing for you too, but you first".
You hand me a bag and I take it, eyeing you suspiciously as I open it. Peering inside a big grin creeps across my face. I jump to my feet, leaning down I grab the bag, quickly kiss you and run out of the room.
Popping my head back around the door I smile at you and say "Wait right there!"
A few minutes later I come back into the room, you're sitting on the sofa waiting for me but I don't think you heard me come back in. Slowly I walk up behind you, drop a box on the sofa beside you. Draping my arms down your chest I start kissing your neck and ask how long you can stay for. I don't get a reply, you just grab my arm and pull me around the sofa so I'm in front of you.
"I've got a whi..." You stop mid sentence and just look at me dressed in your gift -- a short green elf costume, tight fitting in all the right places, a pair of stockings and a killer pair of heels. Stepping forward and straddling across your lap I ask
"As good as you expected?" you mumble a reply into my lips as press them against yours, kissing you, my hands on your chest.
Our kisses start to get harder, more passionate and I pull away from you. You reach your arms around my back and try to pull me back in but I stop you, pointing to the gift beside you.
You try and pull me towards you anyway, but I stop you saying, "No, first things first, open your present." I stay straddled across your lap as you pick up the box beside you.
You look at me, "What's up? You look nervous!"
"Nothing," I reply, "I just hope that you like it."
You start opening the box, looking up at me you see me slightly biting my lip watching you. Leaning forward you kiss me softly.
"Don't worry baby, I'm sure I'll love it."
You lift three things out of the box, first, a photo album, you look inside but it's empty. Secondly, a pack of Polaroid film, and finally a Polaroid camera.
"Err, thanks, I love it." you say as you start putting them back in the box. My hand reaches inside the box and starts taking them out again.
"Well, actually, if you've got some time, I had a little idea. The album is empty you see, and I thought that we could fill it with photos, something for you to remind you of me while I'm away at Uni in term time."
"Ahh, I see, that's a very cute idea, come sit, turn around and I'll take a photo of us."