John The Horny Instructor ©
I arrived at Fort Gordon, GA, in January of 1972. After attending a two-week instructor course, I was assigned to the Military Police School as an Interview and Interrogation and Criminal Law instructor. I taught classes for new military policemen, military police investigators, and new CID agents. Since I had ignored my physical fitness regime while in Vietnam, I started every morning by participating in physical fitness and the two-mile run with one of the training units, and I volunteered to assist the unarmed defense instructor with his classes. I missed my martial arts training and the instructor taught me a lot of moves, especially take-downs and compliance techniques. Soon I was back in pretty good shape.
Teaching was new to me, but I found that I really liked it. It was rewarding to pass on knowledge and skills that teach young law enforcement officers how to perform their jobs in a way that will give them confidence while safeguarding people's rights.
After every hour-long lecture, the class took a ten-minute break. Most of the students would hang around outside the classroom and talk. I was in the hallway one day, drinking a cup of coffee, when I heard a couple of guys complaining about being horny because they were away from their wives. Everyone had a good laugh, except my lone female student. She said, "You guys make me sick! You think only guys get horny? I'm away from my husband, so I get horny, too!"
Again, everyone had a good laugh. A couple of the guys looked embarrassed and stared at their feet. I just shook my head. I was thinking, "You stupid assholes. That very attractive young lady just told you she was horny, and all you could do was laugh. If I was a student, I would have hit on her in a flash!"
I stood in the hallway on the next few breaks and the subject of being horny never came up again. I had previously given the class a written assignment, so at the end of the day I was holding their papers in my hand when I said, "Sergeant Andrews, could I see you for a minute?"
When everyone had left, and she was standing by my desk, I told her to have a seat. She sat down in one of the front row seats and I sat down next to her. "Sergeant Andrews", I began, "I wanted to tell you that I was very impressed with your paper. I can tell you put a lot of thought into it, and I appreciate the time and effort you devoted to the assignment."
"Thank you, sir."
"If you have another minute, I would like to talk to you about something else."
"Yes sir, I have nothing else to do."
"Sergeant, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I heard what you said during this morning's break, you know, ah..., about being away from your husband and all."
"I'm sorry you heard that," she replied. "I didn't mean to go off on those guys, but they act like little children, always talking about sex. I just had enough of it, and sort of blurted that out before I thought about what I was saying."
"Again, don't take this the wrong way, and don't think that as your instructor I am trying to pressure you, but, ah..., I was wondering if you might like to go to dinner and maybe have a few drinks?"
I have said before that I sometimes, okay, usually, let my little head do my thinking for me, and very rarely use my big head to over rule it with rational thoughts. I was thinking she would either lose her temper and go straight to my boss to get me fired, or she would just go off on me like she did those guys this morning and tell me to go fuck myself. There was about a 00.1% chance that she would actually say yes. So, I was not expecting her response.
She looked at me for a long time, long enough to make me feel uncomfortable, while, I assumed, she was trying to think of the appropriate way to tell me to go fuck myself. She finally said, "So, you heard what I told those guys this morning? The part where I said I was horny? I assume that's why you are asking me out?"
"Look, I just thought that since you were away from your husband, and I'm single and not seeing anyone, and we both have to eat, that you might enjoy going out to dinner. Like I said, I didn't want you to take it the wrong way."
"So, me being horny didn't have anything to do with it, huh?"
"Uh, well, I mean..."
She asked, "Do you live off post?"
I told her I had an apartment about a mile outside the gate. She asked me if I had anything to drink there. I told her I had beer, gin, because I liked Gin and Tonic, and I had a bottle of Bourbon.
She said, "How about we skip dinner, go grab a cheeseburger at a drive-through, and then go to your place, for drinks and whatever."
That sounded good to me, especially the 'whatever', so the only thing I could think to say was, "Do you want to ride with me, or do you have a car?"
She said we could take my car if I could make sure she got back to class on time in the morning. I guess she really was horny! She just indicated she would be staying with me overnight! We went through the drive through to get our food and took it back to my apartment to eat. When we had finished our food, I took the sack and threw it in the trash can. I asked, "What would you like to drink?"
"Beer's fine for now."
I got a beer for both of us and sat back down at the kitchen table. We drank the beers while making small talk. When the beer was gone, she said, "Thanks for the excellent dinner, but enough small talk. Are you going to fuck me, or what?"
We were both wearing Class A uniforms, mine with slacks, her's with a skirt. We had already removed our coats when we first walked in, so we removed our shoes and shirts, and then my pants and her skirt. That left me standing nude, since I still chose not to wear underwear, and she was wearing a bra and panties. She pointed down the hall and asked, "Bedroom?" I told her yes and we both padded down the hall barefooted with her in the lead.
She entered the bedroom and stood by my bed as she removed her bra and panties. I usually like to do that myself, but I was in no position to argue. When she was completely nude, she laid back on the pillows and spread her legs.
I asked, "Are you in a hurry? Someplace you have to be?"
She replied, "Yeah, it's called fucksville. Now all aboard or this train is going to leave without you."