In my convertible, I drive down the boulevard, on a Tuesday afternoon, enjoying the warm and sunny weather. A man catches my attention. He is tall and handsome. And he is wearing a pair of white sneakers, denim shorts and a white sleeveless shirt that hugs his muscular physique. I am interested in him. So I pull up to the bus stop.
"Hello, my name is Nina," I say. "Is there some place I can take you?"
"Do you always pick up men who you don't know?" the man asks.
"I only pick up men who I find to be irresistible," I reply.
His smile reveals a perfect set of white teeth.
"You haven't answered my question. Is there some place I can take you?"
"I need to go to Danny's Auto Body Shop on 69th street to pick up my car."
"I know where that is. It's not too far from here. Hop in. I'll take you."
After he settles into the passenger's side, he says, "Thanks. By the way, my name is Patrick."
As I drive him to where he needs to go, I can feel his eyes on me. So I glance at Patrick, and notice him staring at my legs. He licks his lips.
My legs are long and shapely. And they look pretty good in a pair of spandex shorts which I'm wearing at the moment.
"So Nina, tell me a little bit about yourself."
Pressing the brake for a red light, I ask, "What is it that you would like to know?"
"Whatever, you think I should know."
I formulate my thoughts before giving an answer, and then I say, "Well, I enjoy riding stick, deep penetration, rough sex, watching porn, and masturbating while being watched by my lover."
His mouth falls open.
Giggling, I hit the gas pedal. The light has changed to green.
Once I'm done laughing, I tell Patrick to tell me a little bit about himself.
Within a few seconds, he says, "I like to stamp packages, and leave my signature behind. So the proof of my delivery can always be confirmed."
"That's cute." I say, sounding unimpressed. But little does he know how much his words have just aroused the hell out of me.
A few minutes later, I am parked in front of the auto body shop.
"Thanks again," Patrick says. Then he opens the door, and begins to step out of my car. I tell him to wait a minute. He pauses. Reaching over, and opening the glove compartment, I retrieve a pen and a piece of paper. Then I write down my number.