"I got you a present." He dropped a small red paper bag on the table of our regular booth and then slid onto the bench on the other side, watching me as he moved. I cocked my head and looked at him for a moment while I took a sip of my IPA.
"It's not my birthday."
"No, it's not." We sat quietly for a minute and then I slid the bag towards me and looked inside. It was filled with white tissue paper. "Hurry up, you should open it before everyone else gets here."
I picked up the bag, felt around among the tissue paper, and pulled out a pair of black panties. My left eye brow rose all on it's own.
"You bought me panties?"
"Look more carefully." His smirk annoyed me. We were friends, and we'd slept together, sure, but we weren't together. We certainly weren't at a place where he should be buying me underwear. I was just on the verge of telling him so when I felt the pouch with a hard egg shape sew into the panties. I looked up at him, and I must have shown my surprise, because the egg started to vibrate as soon as we made eye contact. His smirk still annoyed me, but now it was also turning me on.
I dropped the panties back into the paper bag and took another sip of beer. I eyed him over the rim of my pint glass, wondering what this was about.