Tyler was sitting up in his room with his friend Xander. Xander was smoking a doob, while Tyler was staring at the ceiling sitting at his desk chair with his earbuds in.
Xander sucked in greedily while he let acrid smoke poured out of his mouth. "Dude, this is fuckin' gay. Can't you find something else for us to do?"
Tyler looked at his skinny friend with contempt, taking the earbuds out. "Maybe stop smokin' that shit and your brain will think of something."
Xander blew smoke out of the side of his mouth. "Let's go fuckin' talk to that hot piece of ass renting the place downstairs."
Tyler pointed at his friend. "Dude, cut that shit out. My parents are already talking about throwing me out as it is."
Xander cackled like a hyena. "Shouldn't have fuckin' dropped out of college, bro. Ass."
Tyler threw his phone on the desk. "Like, what did you have in mind?"
Xander and Tyler made their way down to the back of the house. The concrete retaining wall allowed them to peer over the curtains drawn at all of the windows. Xander was able to lean over and place his hands flat on the house's siding. He peered over and peeked through the curtains.
"Do you see anything?" asked Tyler.
Xander wheezed and did a few small hops. "Holy fuck, bro!" he exclaimed.
On the inside of the apartment, a curvy woman was dancing around in nothing but a pair of red panties. She had a few splatters of paint on her leg from painting her bathroom. The gyrations from her hips were hypnotic, not to mention her amazing breasts were shiny from the hard work she was doing. She walked over and took a long drink from her water bottle, then resumed her dancing.
"What did you say her name was again?" asked Xander.
"It's Gina, and we're gonna get in shit if we get caught doing this," cautioned Tyler.
Gina danced over to the coffee table and picked up her phone, scrolling on the screen. She got an excited look on her face as she walked over to the bedroom, still looking at her phone.
"Shit," muttered Xander, as he push-crawled along the retaining wall to move towards the bedroom window. He peered over the curtain. "Oh, fuck yeah," he said.
Tyler stood down on the concrete foundation and watched his friend. "Dude, this is so stupid. We're gonna get caught."
"Shut the fuck u-u-u-up," sang Xander as he continued to ogle Gina.
Gina looked at her phone for a few more minutes, then started to reach down and fiddle with her privates.
Xander gasped. "No fuckin' way!"
Gina went over to her bedside dresser and pulled out a red dildo with a suction cup on the end. She began to suck on the toy, then licked the suction cup and slammed it down on the chest at the end of her bed. Sticking her thumbs in the straps, she pulled off her panties. She positioned her butt above the dildo, then sat down. Gina winced as she let the dildo push into her, then started to bob up and down while she looked at her phone.
Xander was losing his mind. "This chick is a fuckin' fuh-
reak!
" He looked away from the window to talk to Tyler. "You gotta hook me up with this bitch."
Tyler gave him a look of disbelief. "You think she would seriously go out with you?"
Xander went back to the window crack. "Who said go out? I'm thinkin' give her the fuckin' donkey dick."
Gina continued to ride her dildo as she looked at her phone. She was reading a letter from Bings, who was describing a new woman he had found and was ravaging. Gina loved that Bings was getting laid on the regular. It had been a couple of months since they had their encounter, and she never forgot his lesson about coming out ahead. She had a lot of great memories of Australia thanks to him.
Gina rubbed at her breast with one hand while she fiddled herself down below with the other. She pushed her toes back as she leaned over the bed, getting a good rhythm going.
Xander was starting to work up a sweat. "This cunt's a fuckin' firecracker!" Suddenly he misjudged the width of the wall as he stepped back. Xander waved his arms in futility as he toppled over the concrete wall. Tyler rushed to grab his friend but was too late. Xander crashed over the side and rolled down the hill into the bushes.
Tyler scrambled over the wall and scooted down the slope. Xander was lying on his back, looking terrified.
"Dude!" he whined. Xander's thin shorts were caught up in a tangle of thorns. "It really fuckin' hurts, man! They're all in my fuckin' dick!"
Tyler looked it over. Several strands of thorny branches were caught up in Xander's crotch. Xander appeared on the edge of tears. Tyler reached for the branches, only to be stabbed in the hands in several places. "Fuck!" he exclaimed. "I'll go and get some gloves or something."
"No, man! Don't leave me here!" Xander shrieked. "Maybe...if I take the shorts off."
Without thinking, Tyler grabbed the shorts at the leg holes and yanked. Xander let out a scream as the shorts came off, leaving huge scratches along Xander's legs. Tyler looked closer and saw the redness forming on Xander's underwear.
"Oh, fuck, dude," said Tyler.