Daisy and I go a ways back in college. After my failed first attempt at higher education, I left school to pursue a promising Army career. Needless to say, that didn't go very far. My girlfriend from college, who eventually became my wife, quickly grew tired of the constant relocation and long distance that comprises military life. So I found myself back in school once more. Freshly discharged, more mature, and single again looking for my degree and promises of a brighter tomorrow...
I don't care where you go to school, the student center is the place to be. Our student center, colloquially called the U, came complete with individual cultural centers, a food court, a few game rooms, and an extremely large foyer that was perfect for scoping out girls ripe for the picking. My best friends Ace and Reed were a few years younger than I, but having been out of school for two years, we were now all on even playing fields. As upper classmen together, we were very much set on making our last two years of school one's for the record books.
"What do you have left today?" Reed asks.
"I have BLAW 291 at 2:00 and MKT 201 at 3:30. I think I'm free after that. I might hit the gym for a little while later." I replied. "What about you all?"
"Man, I'm done for the day." says Reed.
"I have BIO at 2:00 but we're just handing in a project so I'll probably be out of there in 15. In and out hopefully, unless the professor decides to be a dick." Ace responds.
"Oh, be a dick and teach huh? What an ass!" I laugh sarcastically.
"I know right!!" Ace acknowledges but still plays along.
"Well what's on deck for tonight though? Anybody have any boobs coming through?"
Reed always referred to women as boobs, simply put 2 boobs = 1 girl naturally. And if there was ever an odd number, we had a problem.
"I have a group of 6 boobs ready to go. All warmed up and free. No conflicts and no drama."
Conflicts were girls who didn't get along with one another. If I had a group of 2 women who wanted to hang out with my friends and I and Reed or Ace had a group of 2 or 3 women that wanted to hang out, we had to make sure there were no conflicts between any of them. If there were any conflicts at all, one girl would catch an attitude, in turn her friends would be upset, the other group would follow suit and become enraged and before you know it, no one is getting any action at all that night. It's a losing situation for everyone involved. No bueno.
Ace calls out, "I have 2 boobs tonight."
"Man! You always have solo boobs! Why are your boobs always so antisocial?! You need more friendly boobs man, I swear." We all burst out laughing at my miniature rant. But it was true, Ace's women never had friends or at least never brought their friends around us. Maybe it was because we had a reputation around campus, maybe it was because they didn't want their friends pushing up on Ace, or hell, maybe they actually all were antisocial!
"Well get your two on board and since Reed has six, somebody call up Garrett or Keith and we'll pair off."
We each had a demographic to cater to. Garrett was about 5'10, a little heavier set, and smoked weed just about every day. He liked his women with a little extra meat on their bones, extremely large breasts, and an affinity toward the sticky icky as well. Keith was a very large man at 6'4" 350 lbs and was a gigantic teddy bear that could easily crush your ribcage. Keith wasn't too picky, as long as a girl had a cute face and good personality he would be all over it. I was 6'6" on a slim athletic frame and naturally always seemed to draw the tallest girl in group settings. Ace had a fondness for very thin girls. The smaller the frame the better it seemed. He always said this was because they were easier to throw around the bedroom which I got a good kick out of. And Reed, well Reed was a sucker for a big butt and a smile.
With the night's Pussy Infiltration Plan in place, I decided to hang out in the U for a little bit. Upon entering one of the cultural centers, I saw many familiar faces but one stood out in particular, it was that of Daisy. Daisy was a freshman on campus was she was built like a grown woman. Not typically as tall as I like my women, Daisy was about 5'5" on a good day. She had a slim waist and a rack that would make swimsuit models jealous, I'm talking about easily a D cup. Now Daisy and I were already familiar with each other from having stayed late in the U a few nights watching one of our favorite TV shows, Heroes. We went to school in the northeast and the less time you could spend outside freezing, the better. So we ended up getting to know each other pretty well.
Daisy sees me walk in, "Hey Travis, what's going on? How are you? I didn't see you here last week, you ditched me!"
"Haha, no I didn't ditch you, but I was in the library late studying so I had to bail on Heroes last week."
"Oh ok, well are you still in the gym every day? I need to start going."
"For what?? Girl, you look fine. You don't need to worry about the gym, trust me."
"Yea right! I look okay now but I see these upper classmen around here and I see what they used to look like when they were freshmen. I'm not going to have you and your friends talking and laughing behind my back because I gained that freshman fifteen or sophomore twenty, no sir."
"You sound crazy, if anything we would talk about you to your face." I say as we both chuckle.
"Well what are you getting into tonight?" Daisy asks.
"I think my friends and I are just going to have some people over for a movie night."
"Oh, so you all are going to have a bunch of girls over and try to fuck all of them? Oh, okay."
"Woah! Woah! What's with the judgment?! Take it easy. Nobody said anything about fucking, I said we are having a movie night. We're going to pop in a movie, make some food, crack some jokes, and just relax."
"Yea, okay Trav. You know damn well that no one is going to be watching that damn movie."
"Look, I don't know what anyone else is getting into but I'm looking forward to the movie. I'm all into the plot, I'm ready for a prime movie watching experience."
"Yea, you're going to be all into somebody's plot alright!" Daisy exclaims as we both crack up laughing. "What I really want to know is how come everyone else gets an invite to movie night, but I don't get one."
"Daisy, what are you talking about?"
"You know what I'm talking about Travis. How come you never invite me over for one of your movie nights? We're cool with each other and we hang out all the time."
"What do you mean we hang out all the time? The only time we hang out is here in the U watching Heroes. We haven't hung out once besides that."