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Okay, this is my third story for the 2018 Valentines Competition and I do hope you enjoy this one too. (The other two are "Hanky Panky" and "Screw Your Roses, Asshole." If you haven't read them yet, please do. I'm sure you'll enjoy). The other one I was writing, "Fields of Gold" was a bit too long and involved and it's not going to be finished for a while ... so in the meantime, enjoy ..... Chloe
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It's February 14th. It's my first Valentine's Day in America and I've been here six months and I don't have a boyfriend. Not because I haven't been asked out on a date, la! But the only guys that've asked me out on dates are guys from Hong Kong or China or Taiwan and it's not fair. I didn't come all the way here to go to College to date Hong Kong and China guys. I want to date a big blonde blue-eyed American guy like you see in the movies, la! It's kind of sad really and my housemates are all laughing at me coz they're dating Hong Kong guys and they think I'm being silly.
"Gweilo guys, they all got big cocks la! Split you in half, la!" That'd been Cindy. So crude. She'd probably know though. She's so slutty. Reputation, la!
"Those gweilo guys, aiiyaaah, think because we're Chinese, we're so easy!" Mandy. Mandy, she should know. Six boyfriends. Six months. So easy. So noisy too. Cindy and Shelley joke about her. Mandy's not even embarrassed. Not even worried if anyone sees her. Walked in once and she was doing it on the couch with her date. Not even stopping for a second. So shameless, la!
Shelley? "No family here, I'm having fun, okay la!" No need for me to say anything else.
Cindy. Mandy. Shelley. All have flowers and cards and chocolates and dates for Valentine's Day.
"I can set you up with a guy, Kinky. That Godfrey, he's so hot for you." That was Cindy, last night.
"No thanks," I'd smiled. Godfrey? No way. I'm not dating some guy from Shenzhen. Even if he does drive a Porsche. No way, forget it, la! I am not lowering standards. I came to America to go to college with my heart set on an American guy. Want my first guy to be so special.
"You got a date for tonight, Kinky?" That was Mandy, this morning. "Alistair interested."
"No thanks, I have to study," I'd told her. She knew I was lying. She smiled. Something for her to smile about, I guess. Seventh boyfriend.
Mandy is on Number Seven and me, not even number one. Maybe I am too picky. Maybe I have to do something but still, so sad. Wanting to date a gweilo guy so bad and no idea why I'm not being asked. So disappointing. Of course I am not going to bars and clubs. So easy to get picked up like that but I'm not that sort of girl. Romance. Flowers. Holding hands in the rain. Romantic dates. That's me.
"You'll never get laid if you wait for Mr. Perfect, Kinky." Shelley was so blunt.
"I don't think she's ever done it." I heard Shelley and Mandy talking about me a few days ago too. So rude of them.
So okay, I'm a virgin. I admit it. Of course I know what cocks are for. Virgin, but not stupid, la! I was giving my boyfriend back in Hong Kong blowjobs. That was so much fun, so enjoyable. Not having sex with him though. Saving myself for a blue-eyed blonde guy with a big cock. Must've read too many of my Mom's Mills and Boon. Ever since I am a little girl, I've dreamed about blue-eyed blonde guys. Not dreaming of big cocks of course, that is only recently.
Last blowjob was back in Hong Kong. September, before I come here. Last sight of cock was six months ago on last morning in Hong Kong and no replacement in sight, la! Valentine's Day and I know what I'd like for a Valentine's Day present but I am so not lucky. No luck for six months now. So disappointing, la! But I am positive about not lowering standards. Gweilo guy or nothing. Blue eyes? Blonde hair? Those are nice to haves. Big gweilo is what is wanted. I'll take my chances on size of cock.
Maybe look at feet though. Article I read said foot size and cock size correlated. I have no idea if this is true but I may as well take a chance. Only, so far, no chances to take. Anyhow, so pointless to think about this. So far, no gweilo guy has asked me out on a date so pointless to over think. I am just about saying yes to any gweilo guy who asks me out. If asked.
Oh Jesus, too much time thinking. I am late for class. Valentine's Day and no boyfriend. I am so sad, la! Walking so slow to class, la! Getting there almost late, la! At least I look so hot, I know that la! Dress to attract guys. This is not working so far, though. I know I am so attractive. Question is, why are gweilo guys not asking me out for date. My English is maybe not so good, maybe they just don't like Chinese girls. That's what my housemates say. So bitchy, la!
Today I am ignoring winter weather. Wearing long coat and winter boots but leaving them in locker. Inside is heated and warm. Dressing to show off tight butt. My most attractive feature. Tight butt and long legs and short shorts. Tight shorts. Okay, I know my boobs are small. Small? Okay, I am being honest. Tiny. Maybe some American guy who likes butts and long legs and almost no boobs sees me and asks me on date. I'm hoping so much this works. Six months!
What do they feed these American guys? Surely must be one that likes nice butt and doesn't mind small boobs and has courage to ask a foreign chinese girl out on a date. I have been reading all about Yellow Fever and liking this idea. White guys with Yellow Fever? Please. Ask me. I give you all the yellow fever you want. But nobody has asked. Except that white girl with buzz cut and nose ring and weird eye shadow. No lip gloss either. So scary.
Walking into lecture hall, nobody even looks. I am so sad. Valentine's Day and no guy looking at my butt and okay, I know my boobs are way too small for an American girl, but still, such a hot looking butt. Somebody look, please.
"Check out that camel toe, dude." The two big guys I'm squeezing past to get to the only empty seat left are grinning at each other.
Huh? I look down at the guy who's in my way. The empty seat's right beside him. I'm almost there. "Sorry ... so sorry." My butt bangs the shoulders of the guy in the row in front of us. Aiiyaaah. "Sorry ... sorry ... excuse me."