I'm a late riser. I always have been. My dad, on the other hand, has always been an early riser, at least for as long as I can remember. By the time I came out of my room sleepy, my dad was either out or working on something around the house. It was the same with my mom. Well, they ran a farm, so you have to be an early riser, I guess.
After college, I went to work for an Internet startup as a project manager. The country life, the hard physical work, getting up EARLY... it wasn't for me. However, I helped my parents on the farm when there was a lot to do. They had given me an expensive education and always supported me in all my plans. There was never any pressure from them to take over the farm one day, like my friends from the area experienced from their parents. So I was happy to help.
It was September and I was helping my father with the corn harvest. I usually drive the chopper that picks up the corn from the field, chops it up, and then blows it onto the tractor that my dad drives next to me. That meant getting up as early as my dad. I was never very good at it myself, so it had become our morning routine for my dad to wake me up: he would walk into my room in boots, jeans and a shirt, quickly and forcefully pull open the curtains and greet the day with a loud "Good morning!"
I hated him in those moments...
Maybe you know it too: you wake up, stretch out, have this great feeling, a tingling in your stomach and back, and then you realize that your own dick feels great too: the famous morning wood. I had it almost every morning that summer. I mean, I was 27 years old, fit and healthy - so it wasn't out of the question that I would have morning wood. But until then I only had it once in a while, but that changed this summer: almost every morning I was greeted by my stiff dick.
And so, on the first morning of that still very warm September, my dad came into my room as usual, pulled open the curtains and greeted the day with a loud "Good mo..." - He paused and stood still in the room. I was barely awake and still completely sleepy. As I rubbed my eyes, stretched and felt this comforting feeling in my stomach and back, I felt... Oh man, damn it: I felt my stiff dick sticking out into the room through my boxer shorts. Startled, I grabbed the sheet I was using as a light blanket, held it in front of my crotch and sat up in bed. My dad stared unashamedly at my groin and grinned: "Impressive, son, impressive!"
"Hm... okay, thanks... can you give me a moment, I'll be right down."
Dad grinned and said, "Yeah, you take care of it, I'll be downstairs." Then he left.
It slowly dawned on me what had just happened. Dad had never been a prude, we could talk openly about topics like sex and contraception, but I had certainly never shown him my stiff cock. My dad had just seen my stiff dick, even commented on it with "Impressive!"... was he amused? Maybe everything was fine and I didn't need to worry anymore?
I had a quick shower (cold, of course), got dressed and went downstairs to Dad, who was sitting at the breakfast table. This was unusual, I had expected him to be out on the farm somewhere. He looked at me: "Let's talk about this for a minute, son! What happened was an unusual situation, but we're both old enough to know how it works!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, that you and I have penises that get hard sometimes, that we have sex, and how sex works!"
"Oh..." I laughed. I liked my father's directness. "Yes, of course we know how it works with hard cocks and that we also have penises!"
"Well, then: is everything okay?"
"Everything is fine," I assured him.
But my father didn't stop there: "Do you have a girlfriend at the moment?"
I went to the cupboard to make my morning cereal. "Not really."