Note from the Author:
I've never actually played an ARG so my apologies if I've offended any ARG players out there or if I've misrepresented the genre. Honestly I just thought "Alternate Reality Gay" would make a fun title for a story so I tried to work it in. This is a story idea I've had for a while but I only just recently worked out the details. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. If you don't enjoy it then take comfort in my promise to improve my writing style with every new story. Practice makes perfect.
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It was the fall of 2013. I was in my junior year of college and lived in an apartment off campus. It was far from campus and small, but also cheap and I didn't have to share it with anyone. That meant I could bring girls over whenever I wanted without worrying about a roommate. Ever since puberty hit I have had a powerful sex drive. I lost my virginity when I was 15 and didn't have too much trouble getting what I wanted until college. I'm blonde, naturally pretty hairless, and only about five and a half feet tall. This all comes together to make me look much younger than I actually am. College girls don't want to go home with a freshman that looks like he's still 16. So I worked on my pick-up techniques and managed a couple hook-ups during that first year of college. Fortunately by my sophomore year word had spread that I had a seven-inch cock and stamina to go for hours, so I started getting it fairly regularly. I had just needed to get my foot in the door, so to speak.
But then it suddenly became trendy to be a "born again" virgin. Girls that had been giving it up at parties on a weekly basis were now showing off their ring and proudly talking about how they were going to save it for marriage. Any guy that laughed or tried to argue that she couldn't really be a virgin again got a drink to the face or worse.
I should note that I wasn't just dating for the sex. I was actually hoping to find that special woman one day. But most nights when I just needed to blow a load I avoided anyone wearing one of those rings, just in case. The ring was like an early warning not to waste my time. So imagine my frustration when I find out the girl I had spent all night with was saving herself for marriage, but that she didn't wear the ring because she didn't like how it looks. I kept my cool, wished her a good night, got into my car and started cursing loudly as I drove down the road.
On the way back to my apartment I decided to stop in a small park to cool off. It was late and the sun was down so it should have been closed, but the gate had been broken for at least 2 years. Clearly no one cared enough to fix the gate or patrol the area. The only reason it wasn't regularly full of college students getting drunk and stoned off their asses was because of its significant distance from the campus.
As soon as I parked the car I realized I had to piss pretty badly so I made for the restrooms. They were in a small brick building near the entrance to the park. There was one for the men and one for the women. Neither was cleaned very often and you could smell the stink as soon as you got close. I reflexively held my breath as I pulled on the men's room door handle. It didn't budge. I pulled again, hard this time. Still nothing happened. I pulled out my phone and turned on the flashlight. A bright, shiny new lock was instantly revealed and a quick glance to the women's side revealed the same. It was just my luck. They had finally gotten new locks for the doors and were now locking them every night.
I turned off the flashlight and took a quick look around. I was pretty sure I was still alone. The moon was nearly full so I could see the entire parking lot and mine was the only car there. In desperation I quickly walked around to the side of the building where the shadows were deepest and, once I was certain I couldn't be seen from the road, I pulled down my pants and released a steady stream against the brick wall.
Being exposed in a public park was actually kind of exciting. As I finished I noticed that my manhood was starting to get hard. I had never thought to have sex here but now I wanted to try it. Unfortunately that made me think of the woman I had just left which only made me angry again and killed my arousal. I tried to think of her naked and kneeling in front of me, ready to take my load onto her perfect breasts, but it didn't help. I grumbled as I zipped up and walked over to a nearby picnic table.
I sat down and pulled out my phone again. I had recently downloaded a game that was becoming popular and it might be just the thing to get my mind off of her. Then I could go home, blow my load and finally have relief. The game was an ARG or Alternate Reality Game. It took real-world locations and made them a part of the game, using the GPS in your phone. This game had some story about a post-apocalyptic war but I didn't really care. I quickly selected a "clan" without really reading it and flipped quickly through the tutorial. It revealed that the park I was sitting in was an active battleground, which sounds pretty exciting but at level 1 there didn't seem to be much I could do.
I puttered around the park for about twenty minutes or so. Finally I hit level 2 and the game started to get more interesting. I figured out how to collect resources and built a small outpost. The outpost was automatically garrisoned with amazon warrior women whose breasts were comically large. It should have just been funny but I was so horny that I found myself getting an erection. Getting aroused by pixelated women was definitely a sign. I knew it was time to call it quits and go home. I closed out the game to look at the clock on my phone. I was surprised to see I had been here for over an hour.
Suddenly the park was lit up by headlights as a car drove in. My heart skipped a beat as it parked next to my car. I told myself to relax. I wasn't doing anything wrong except for being in the park after hours. They would probably just ask me to leave. But I was still relieved when they turned off their headlights and I could see it wasn't the police. A man who must have been in his 40s leaned his head out of the driver's side window.
"Hey, you look too young to be out this late. Is everything okay?" he yelled over to me.
"I'm in my 20s," I yelled back. It felt awkward to yell back and forth so I started walking towards his car. "I'm fine, I'm just playing a game to..." I hesitated "...kill some time," I said, finally.
"Bullshit," he said when I was a few feet from his car. "Did you run away from home or something?"
Defiantly I pulled out my student ID and showed it to him.
He gave it a serious once over. Then he surveyed me in a way that made me feel more than a little uncomfortable. A grin appeared on his face. "Shouldn't you be drunk and banging some hot chick right about now?" he joked.
That's exactly what I had wanted to be doing right now. My frustration got the better of me and I ended up telling him my whole story. Then I ended with, "so now I'm bored and horny as hell."