Badger inspired me, he showed me what it was all about. He helped me realise my true sexuality in the gentlest way.
It would have been easy for me just to be friends with this elderly guy I met on his allotment digging potatoes. He was a likeable guy and had a great big welcoming smile. I felt comfortable with him. He mollycoddled me and let me share his coffee flask and sandwiches.
He invited me if I'd like to help him dig some spuds , and he would give me some for the trouble, He said they make great chips.
I guess we started to become intimate when I dug up this peculiarly shaped tuba which looked very much like a penis and two testicles.
Badger laughed and said he'd dug up some carrots with peculiar shapes but never a spud like that.
"Let me have a look Pete" he said and I handed it to him carefully.
I guess it is just the way he smoothed his rough fingers around its contours that sparked off something in my mind and gave me a thrill in my groin.
"It is about the right size too Pete" he said clutching it in the palm of his hand and gently squeezing.
He looked straight into my eyes in a very suggestive way and said that it made him feel quite horny.
"How could a potato do that" he laughed. "I guess Francis Drake; the guy who introduced the spud to Britain knew what he was about huh?"
I nodded. He must have seen my face blush and I guess he knew what I was thinking as he continued to touch and feel the tuba in his hand.
"I know what you are thinking Pete" he said and he was right.
I guess my body language gave me away, that I would love him to touch me like he was that potato.
"But I am an old man Pete. You are only a youngen' in your early twenties if I am not mistaken. Are you still interested?"
"You are obviously not that old, Badger - that you don't appreciate it, the way you handle that spud" I said.
"Well how about you letting me hold something else to spur this old man on huh?"
"You are the age you feel" I said feeling suddenly besotted by Badger. It seemed natural to let him feel me. Spurred by the way he was feeling that spud. My body tingled all over. It was something about old Badger that attracted me, the look on his face as he started to explore me between my thighs. It was so very thrilling and different.
"Come inside my potting shed , Pete. I call it Badgers nook , so we can do this in private Pete"