MY BUDDY, WHO IS STRAIGHT Ch. 01 by K. Nitsua. Copyright 2021 by the author.
The title and situation of this story are based on an anonymous personal ad I saw online. Apologies to the original author who I cannot acknowledge by name. KN
Ray and me, we'd known each other for decades. Our friendship had outlasted our jobs at the company where we'd first met, as well as both our marriages. He was the human equivalent of a favorite shirt or pair of shoes, and I mean that as a compliment--comfortable and reliable, someone who would always be there.
As we moved into early middle age both of our lives had settled into something of a boring routine, for me, anyway. For a while I hadn't seen much of my friend after he began a new relationship. I'd met Linda a couple of times and the three of us had even gone out to dinner once. I liked her and I think she liked me, but when two people are wrapped up in each other three's a crowd. I understood and gave both of them the space they needed.
So it was a bit of a surprise when Ray texted me one day and suggested dinner together. I assumed Linda would be joining us and said as much. His answer was short and to the point.
"She can't make it. Will explain."
Ray and Linda had been inseparable for months, but sooner or later their schedules weren't going to jibe. It was no big deal, so why did he need to explain?
I found out almost as soon as we sat down at a table at one of our favorite burger joints a few days later. The place had recently reopened but was still operating below capacity. Nevertheless we went early to make sure we were suitably distanced from other diners.
Before we had even scanned a menu Ray looked me in the eye.
"You may as well be the first to know, Jase. Linda and I called it quits."
My jaw dropped behind my mask. "Really?" I searched for my next words. "Well, I'm sorry, Ray. That sucks."
"Yeah, it does. Thanks for not asking me why right off the bat."
He lowered his mask. It was nice to see his bearded face.
I shrugged. "None of my business."
"No prying, no asking for the juicy details. You're a good friend."
I blushed. "It's no big deal. Let's order." I signaled our server.
When the beers that we ordered came I dropped my mask too, not without a twinge of nerves. As we drank and ate, though, we began to relax. Soon Ray and I were chatting away like old times, though we continued to avoid the subject of his recently concluded relationship.
By unspoken agreement we both turned down dessert. A while back Ray and I had been regular gym buddies. That had kind of fallen by the wayside when he and Linda got serious, and of course the pandemic descending on us had shut everything down for months. I felt fat and out of shape, and I suspected he did too. I found myself looking at him and hoping exercising together might happen again, and soon.
We fell silent. I was getting ready to rise, shake his hand, and tell him how great it had been to see him again when Ray surprised me.
"Want to come by for a bit? It's still kind of early."
After a moment I said, "Sure, why not."
I followed him in my car to his modest house. Ray flipped on lights as we entered.
"Want another beer?"
I demurred, saying I still had to drive home. Ray said, "Make yourself comfortable. I'm having one more."
He disappeared toward the kitchen while I settled on the couch. My friend was obviously more thrown by his breakup than he cared to admit, at least so far.
Ray came back holding a bottle and a can of something which turned out to be seltzer water for me, a nice gesture. We settled back on the couch and sipped our drinks.
I let the silence settle over us. I suspected that if I did Ray would eventually want to fill it, and I was right. He shifted and cleared his throat, clearly uncomfortable. At last he said, "So Linda and I broke up. Want to know why?"
I shook my head, raising my palms. "Only if you want to talk about it."
"I do." Still, he paused again. Then the words started coming in a rush. "Me and my big mouth."
"What do you mean?"
"Linda and I, we had a great sex life, if I say so myself." Ray sighed. "I sure miss that.
"One reason why was she loved to talk about sex. So one night we came back from dinner kind of buzzed. Out of the blue she said we should each tell our secret fantasy. Something we'd always wanted to do and never told anyone about."
"Sounds pretty hot."
"You'd think, right? I told her to go first. She said me she'd always had a fantasy about being done by two guys at the same time. I said that was fine as long as one of them was me. We had a laugh about that. Then she asked me what my fantasy was."
"And?"