I was putting the shaving paraphernalia away into the cabinet when the man I was going to fuck in a few days came rushing through the open door, not even pausing at the threshold at the sight of yours truly half-naked, only dressed in an open shirt and my briefs. My immediate reaction was to cuss: "What the fuck! Occupied!"
"Sorry man, need to piss real quick, and the other toilet was occupied." He even sat down to piss, like a proper lady, eliciting a chuckle from me. "Emmm, can you turn real quick, I have a pretty shy bladder."
"Opps. Don't mind me." Closing the cabinet, I strutted out of the ensuite, pausing at the door to take in the sight: a cute twink sitting on my toilet, his undies at his ankles, his feet twitching in anticipation of a piss. So adorable. I imagined him taking a seat on my face. Fuck. My briefs' pouch lengthened in response.
I needed to talk to my husband. Maybe fuck him first, then talk. Talking was definitely the order of the day, sometime. Because if not, soon my dear husband's ass would not be the only one to taste my cock.
"Honey? Honey where are you?" I found my husband in the kitchen standing over what looked like chilies. Shutting my mind over how delicious it all smelt, I was going to berate him -- or rather his friend -- for intruding into my space so early in the morning.
"Oh there you are. Did Aaron got to pee in peace? I was using the toilet just now, so I told him to use ours."
"Yeah about that. I was shaving when he barged in."
"Oh honey. I'm sorry. But peeing trumps shaving any day. Come on, be a man about it."
"I am being a man about it. Don't I feel like a man to you?" I trapped my husband with my hands and nudged my bulge on his unsuspecting ass. "Don't I feel like all man all the time to you?" I asked again.
"Come on honey, Aaron can see."
"Let him see how the man of the house acts like one."
"You certainly act like one." My husband screamed, and lost his spoon inside the boiling chili. I turned and in the process showed off my pecs and my abs from my opened shirt, not to mention the bulge in my underwear. "Wow, you certainly looks like one too."
"Aaron play nice. Come taste my chili." I moved to the side, allowing the brazen blond to come close to my husband, but not before seeing him flash a grin towards me. Fuck. I closed my shirt and covered my bulge, but did not attempt further at covering. Let him seethe or something.
"Mmm, I like my chili like I like my men... chunky."
"Chunky? Did I not get the meat right? What about the seasoning? The salt is enough, no?" All this time the twink kept his eyes low, riding on my poorly covered bulge, which decided it was perfect time to grow larger by the second.
"Don't sweat it, babe. Your chili's perfect." As is your man. The implication was clear in the way he nudged his soft hand on the one covering my bulge. It was as hard as iron tacks. How my husband did not see all this was surprising to me. I pushed away at the hand and moved closer to my husband, putting my free hand on his ass, earning myself a smile from my baby.
Later that night I was feeling rather amorous, knowing dinner went great. The twink lo and behold kept his hands to himself and my parents, who drove in from the suburbs, were wonderful. The chili was a hit, though knowing my man he partook of it only a little -- he was not fond of spicy things. He was reading the latest Jilly Cooper on his Kindle, and I was hoping the read may have aroused him enough for a nookie. I began my assault by kissing the side of his neck. "Baby, baby I love you so much." Kiss. "Thanks for feeding my parents." Kiss. "Thanks so much for cooking, and keeping your friend out of the way." He sniggered at that, and pulled back from his Kindle.
"Aaron's a good egg, I promise you, it's just he needs a roof over his head after he broke things off with his boyfriend."