It's a scam, but with the gas prices as high as they are, it's a scam that's worked great for me. It's a simple scam, with simple math and the best part about it is that I only have to do it when I want to. The toughest part was getting the word out without too many people finding out. While it has some wonderful benefits, they aren't worth going to jail for, so I was careful.
You might grin when I explain I only advertise by word of mouth, but it's obvious why that would work best. I call the scam my blowjob special and it works like this. A lady steps into the store and asks about my "gasoline" special and I ask her how she heard about the special. If she answers, "By word of mouth," I know we're ready to do business.
We move back into my office, which has two way mirrored glass, so I can see both the counter and the gas pumps without anyone seeing in. It is in my office that I let the lady then extricate my cock from my pants and give me her best blowjob. Once that is complete I give her either one or two dollars per gallon discount on the gas, depending upon how much gas she buys and how good the blowjob is.
I am discriminating about who I offer the discount to, mainly because I can only handle a good blowjob twice, maybe three times a day. So, if I can get an erection, then she gets the discount, if I don't well, maybe tomorrow. I think some of the women have figured the system out because it's mostly the rough ones coming by in the morning, while the late afternoon discount shoppers tend to be a lot better looking.
My favorite is when a couple comes in for gas. The poor guy will head out to pump the gas while I retire to my office with the woman. I've gotten some of the best blowjobs from women while watching their boyfriends or husbands pump gas. I don't know if they are so good trying to make me finish quickly or whether they are turned on by the thought I am watching their significant other pump gas while my cock is being sucked. Either way, I am always game when a couple comes in.
Things were working pretty nicely for me, I was getting a wide variety of blowjobs at bargain basement pricing while at the same time making gasoline a little more affordable for the regular guy (or perhaps I should say gal). Getting a blowjob and doing a good deed at the same time, that was special.
I thought I had it made, but on Saturday, May 12th, my world was changed forever. It started like any other day, once I opened the station around seven am, a few cars trickled through with the drivers paying full price for the gas. There was one very nice looking lady, but apparently she had not heard of the "gasoline" special. I was tempted to fill her in, but decided to keep everything low key. Sooner or later she'd find out.
A little after nine I noticed a convertible pull in and a nicely tanned guy stepped out without opening his door. Rather than simply insert his credit card and start pumping gas, he walked toward our storefront entrance. It was obvious this guy worked out a lot; I could see his legs and arms bulging. He was wearing a light colored tank top and shorts that emphasized his tan and physique. As he stepped inside, I got a better look at his face and head. His hair was cut short and he wore a neatly trimmed beard, a pretty good looking guy.
He walked directly up to the counter and shocked me when he said, "I heard you have a "gasoline" special here."
"Excuse me," I said. I had heard him, but was fumbling to maintain composure.
"Yes, someone told me you had a "gasoline" special here."
"Oh, that, well the special is only for ladies, just a thing I... ah... do."
"You say it is only for ladies, this thing you... ah... do?"
"Yes, ladies."