Author's note: The original ending of chapter had to go bye bye, so this chapter picks up where Nick leaves to go to the set. The Kindle thing never happened. Not canon anymore.
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Someone knocked on the trailer door. "Nick, we're ready for you," a woman's voice shouted.
Nick took his finger out of Tyler, but before getting up he gave it one last lick. "To be continued. Got to go give Rachel a taste of your ass. You can chill out here while I film." Nick exited with a wave.
Tyler put his pants back on and looked around the trailer for something to occupy his time. He noticed Nick had left his phone on the table unlocked. A person's phone said a lot about them. This could get him all the insider info he needed to land Nick as his sugar daddy. He picked it up and went to work.
He decided to look at the pictures on Nick's phone first. He wanted to know if there were any nudes of Nick or any exes. Maybe he'd find nudes of Andrew, that forty-something who plays Nick's dad on the show. He'd be willing to bet his external hard drive full of porn that those two had fucked.
What he found wasn't nudes of Nick or Andrew or some twink named Tristan. It was nudes of himself. One of him jerking himself in front of a mirror. The next one was a close up shot of his asshole. Tyler knew his hole very well. He considered it his best friend after Dev. That pink little asshole was his.
"What the fuck?" Tyler exclaimed. He had just met Nick this morning and they certainly hadn't exchanged nudes. He looked through the rest of Nick's pictures and they were just normal hot celebrity pictures you could see on Instagram.
He put down Nick's phone on the table and dug his own phone out of his pocket. He called Dev. "Dev, Nick is some weirdo who has my nudes on his phone!"
"Oh, he has that pic of your asshole? That's strange. You did just meet this morning. Then again, you aren't exactly discerning with your nudes. That pic of your asshole is probably as ubiquitous as RuPaul's Drag Race gifs with the gays in this town," Dev said trying to be logical. "Maybe he fucked one of your former hook ups and that's how he got it."
Tyler made a face. "That could be it. Still gives me the creeps. Though it could have been worse. I could have found out he was a furry or one of those weirdos who get fisted at blueberry farms."
"There are people who get fisted at blueberry farms? I have so many questions. Do they use the blueberries as lube? Do the farmers just sit around and watch?" Dev asked, both horrified and fascinated.
Tyler laughed. "No clue. I heard about it from this guy at that gay bar Zaddy's. When he started to go into detail, I made an excuse and got out of there. I'm open to kink, but that was too much for me." Tyler decided to change the subject. "Hey, you answered the phone pretty quick. I take it your date was a bust."
"It was awful. He was late and rude. The asshole thought I was raised in a jungle. I stormed out leaving a hundred dollar bill on the table for a meal that would have been $40 tops. At least I made that server's day. Though I wasn't a very good date either. I had a brain fart and mentioned the fact that dolphins are rapists as a fun fact," Dev said miserably.
"You mentioned dolphin rape? That's hilarious. Though maybe we should make a list of things you can't talk about on a date like feline AIDS, the series finale of How I Met Your Mother and whether or not Batman is a bottom," Tyler said teasingly.
"I still maintain that Batman would be a power bottom. His control issues and personality all point to loving a dick up the ass," Dev proclaimed.
"That would have made Batman v Superman a better movie. Though the fucking probably have ended with both of them yelling out 'Martha', so scratch that idea," Tyler said chuckling. "Dev, maybe you should try getting laid online. Do you still have the Dick Pig app on your phone?"
Dev sighed. "Yes, but I haven't used it in a while. I don't want to be at the mercy of the white gays on there. The last guy I messaged on there said 'Sorry, I don't feel like fucking Apu.' Everyone on Dick Pig seems to want 20 year old twunks named Cody or Noah. Not 30 year old Indian American dentists."
"You have a huge dick. Put that info out there in your profile. And maybe avoid the white gays. If they don't want it, give it to another man of color."
"Worth a try. I can peruse Dick Pig while watching Killer Husbands. Tonight's episode is about a husband who kills his wife for leaving a negative comment on his Literotica story." Dev's stomach grumbled. "And order a pizza before it comes on. Do you want your usual?" Dev knew Tyler always wanted green peppers and onions.
"God, yes. It won't be a post anal victory pizza if I don't fuck Nick, but I'm starving," Tyler said sitting on the couch.
"Are you going to fuck him?" Dev asked.
"I don't know. He's hot and rich, but having my nudes on his phone when I just met him is disturbing. I'll have to ask about it and if his answer is satisfactory, I'll let him beat up my hole. I'll let you get to your pizza and murder TV. See you later!"
******** Dev sat eating his pizza as Killer Husbands played on the TV. "Lady, if you were going to call your husband a limp dicked shitty writer you should have done it anonymously. Now you're dead and you have me talking to the TV like a loon."
Dev finished the slice and picked up his phone while watching out of the corner of his eye the defense attorney on TV argue that it was a Literotica reader who had killed the woman with a flame thrower because she had written a gay series where the main couple had a threesome and that was apparently frowned upon in the Gay Male section of Literotica. Dev taped on the Dick Pig app and started searching for potential hook ups.
He scrolled past the Codys and Noahs that he assumed wouldn't want him until he reached a handsome black man named Raymond and clicked on the profile. 26 years old, 6'2", vers, with brown bedroom eyes that made Dev's cock throb. Raymond had books, D&D and big, tasty cocks listed as his interests.
Dev clicked to send him a message. Thinking that he should be bold for once and sent a message that read "You like big cocks? Well, you are in luck because I happen to have one. Act now while supplies last! Xoxo, Dev."
