Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I had been waiting for this night all week. well, at least since I finally decided on my costume. After weeks of debate with my boyfriend, I decided I wouldn't be the Luigi to his Mario and I would go as something completely different. I would borrow my sister's low cut Chinese dress and drag up to go as a hot Chinese seductress.
I know what you're probably thinking. Gay guy goes in drag for Halloween - groundbreaking! But, I've never done drag before and outside of loving dick, I'm your everyday guy's guy. I stand about 5'9" 160 lean build with short light brown hair and golden brown eyes and lightly tanned skin. I'm not a gym rat but I take care and am proud of my body and my naturally bubbled butt. I'm naturally smooth from my waist to my face with blond hair everywhere else you'd expect it.
My boyfriend, Graham, had to work but said he'd pick me up at my sister's house after he got off on the way to our friend's house. My sister agreed to help me get ready since I knew nothing about anything that had to do with being a girl... well, almost nothing. My sister was almost too excited about helping me dress up. She always said that I was "like the worst gay brother ever" and now, at least for a little bit, she was finally getting the gay brother she'd always wanted.
I tried on the dress, first thing, to make sure that it fit. It was a black silk number with textured red and gold flower prints running up and down. For the most part, it fit pretty well but With no padding, the boob area was pretty loose. The dress buttoned around my neck with the sleeves covering just the tops of my shoulders and arms. I have a few inches on my sister so the dress was a bit short on me - borderline uncomfortable as it barely covered my ass and the slit on the side would've made any normal girl blush.
My sister looked me over, making mental notes on how to really pull this off. She told me to take it off and get into the bathroom to shave.
"Shave?"
"Yes, you have to shave your legs if you want to pull this off. The rest of you is already girly enough but the legs need to be as smooth as your face."
I started to argue when she gave me that look that all sisters have while simultaneously pushing me into the bathroom and closing the door behind me.
"Do not waste my time!," I heard her say as she trailed back to her room.
I turned on the shower and started to shave my legs. I initially just shaved the part that would show through the dress but after looking at how ridiculous I looked, I proceeded to shave the rest of my legs, then my pubes, then my crack, and what little trail I had. I looked at myself in the mirror and felt my hips and my thighs admiring the smooth feeling of my skin as I lotioned myself up head to toe.