Good relationships are ..good but dysfunctional relationships with a lot of angst and stuporousness is better :)
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Sunlight clawed at my eyelids and my left leg burned with pins and needles. Raising a hand to try and block out the blinding light, I slowly moaned my way to a awkward sitting position. Something really heavy was cutting off all the blood circulation to my leg and I couldn't shift it off.
Sighing, I waited a few seconds for my eyes to adjust before exploring the cause of my pain.
Troy was sprawled on the floor beside the bed with one leg under my covers and resting like lead on my leg. The bastard had probably tried to sleep with me, but my subconscious had landed him on the floor.
Straining my neck to look at my bedside clock on the other side of the room I mentally rolled my eyes in exasperation.
"Hey asswipe, its five, football training!"
Troy muttered something under his breath before raising a drunken hand to scratch idly at his privates. I waited patiently a few minutes but his hand was just not progressing anywhere else and drool was starting to form on the side of his mouth.
"For crying out loud, at least get your log off me!" I yelled, gripping his leg with both hands and making a unsuccessful attempt at hauling him off me.
"Ahhhhh...yeh Princess...yeh....just like that....Ooooooooo!"
What had started off as a scratch was becoming more of a massage.
"Fuck yeh.....you are my Princess, my...my...ahhhhhh yeh move like that!"
Realising that I wasn't going get my leg out anytime soon I rested my chin on my hand and watched with amusement as Troy humped his hand and his lips smooch the air. I was surprised he could get it up, looking at all the dried crusty cum on his chest it seems as if he had already done more than enough the night before.
"Fucking sex maniac," I muttered under my breath as I watched ropes after ropes of cum shoot from his massive rod.
Suddenly Troy's eyes snapped open. One blue eye noted my displeased face and he groaned, large hands rising to cover his burning face and wipe away his drool.
"Okay sunshine, you've done your business now get off me," I said flatly, tapping his golden furred knee with a impatient finger. Immediately, his leg came off and I limped my way back to my side of the room.
I could feel his burning gaze on my naked arse as I shuffled about, gathering my toiletries as per usual.
"So ummm, you want me to take care of that?" came a soft hopeful whisper. Turning around I raised an eyebrow. Troy's eyes had gone directly from arse to cock, I wonder if the bastard even knew what my face looked like.
Following his gaze to my proud straining tool, I regarded it thoughtfully. Then slowly, I ran my hands up my thighs and watched with a hint of glee but mostly disdain as Troy's eyes turned into two large saucers. The bastard really was a fucking sex maniac.