Two months after his 18th Birthday, As Jim laid in bed, his leg were very tired. Jim had just finished his eagle scouts project, building a bridge in the creek. Sounds stupid right? But it worked, so now he was done with scouts forever! Wait, damn, he just said he would help his scoutmaster out with a camping trip!
"Fuck, fuck fuck..." he thought as he undressed for bed. As he did, he remembered about the girl at school! "Aww man, she wanted to hang out today! But I don't know why? She never really liked me, all my friend says she's just playing me. So whatever, if she wants me, then she'll understand. If not, then whatever."
He took off his XX large t shirt that covered his 260 lbs body and his size 42 pants. As they dropped to the floor, they showed his round, ass, cover it his tighty whities. As he took those off to reveal his chubby sausage laying at 6 inches, he laid in bed, full commando and started to close his eyes. And he laid there, thought about sex, and how much he would never get. While wishing about all the things someone would do to him, his sausage began to rise, as it always did while he laid to go to sleep.
The began to rub it up and down, but fell asleep with it in his hand. He woke up the next morning, not looking forward to the 8 hour drive ahead of him. Outside he heard the car horn honking at him. He quickly let go of himself, got dressed grabbed his bags and ran downstairs. As he left, he grabbed his keys and phone and rushed out to Adam's car.
Still honking the horn of a huge Ford Exploder, Adam called out, "Pack a jacket too? Suppose to be cold tonight!"
"A scout always come prepared," said Jim.
"Well lets get going then!" Adam hollered as Jim shut door as soon as he was inside, then speeding off into the morning. They drove, talked about school, life, college, everything 2 friends would talk about.
"I'm really glad you came to help me out, the other boys look up to you and your better than any of the other dads!" Adam said with a jolly laugh. His body jiggled when he laughed, with a 46 inch waist and all 300 lbs behind the bellowing.
This caught Jim by surprise. "Really? They look up to me?"
"Of course they do! They're always asking you for advice and they wanna hang out with you!" Adam said with a hand on the shoulder.
"I guess I just don't view myself that way..." Jim frowned.
Adam looked at Jim, and slapped upside the head. "Lighten up Jim! Don't get down, you said earlier, you're just not sure what the future holds for you, right? All kids that turn 18 feel the same way! And you've had 2 months to recover from that! So just set your fears aside for today. I bought apple pie!"
Jim thought for a second, and began laughing, "You would be able to win me over with pie!"
They both laughed and joke as the finally got to the campsite. Once on the site, Jim and Adam made the hike to the camping area, which took about an hour. Once the got there, they began to set up their tents.
"Now we want to set each one up exactly right, we wanna know if they will stand up in the winds and rain." Adam said. Adam began to regret this decision to come, because he was beat tired! But he was having a fun time with Adam, So he tried to make the best of it. Of course, right after this thought, they both heard thunder. "
Crap.." moaned Jim as he hurried to finish his tent up. Adam had just finished his, and came over to help Jim finish up. The put the tarp on the top of the tent and saw the wall of rain coming their way. They quickly jumped into the tent and zipped it up only seconds before the rain started pounding on the tent. "That was close!" Jim said, out of breath.
Adam chuckled, "A little rain never hurt anyone, but lets hope it stops soon, I want some apple pie!"
Jim laughed, and heard his phone go off, he answered to find out it was the girl from school! "Hello? Oh hey, how are you? I'm ok, just and camp. Huh? I said camp, I'm helping a friend out this weekend. No, it's a guy, why what's up?"
Adam listening, knowing exactly where this was going, let out a small giggle.
"No, it's not that I didn't want to-, wait, what do you mean? I just- Hello? Hello?..." Jim slowly hung up the phone.
Adam waited a few seconds before asking, "Everything peachy?"
Jim smiled after a second, saying "You know, I really hate girls. They really know how to fuck with us, you know?"
Adam quickly responded, "I thought that was the point?" chuckling at his own joke. Jim caught off guard, let out a smirk, and then began slowly laughing, until he was in tears laughing.
"That why I like you! You're so laid back, and can make me feel better about anything!" Jim said to Adam.
Stroking his goatee, Adam said, "One day Grasshopper, you too will know the ways of the woman."
Jim sighed and said, "Whatever, I don't need them. I'll just hang with you! Fuck 'em, right?" He said with a nudge to Adam. They laugh and made fun of girls for the next hour or so, until the rain finally stopped. After night had fallen, Adam and Jim had sat down for silver turtles and apple pie. Half way through the pie, Jim thought about the girl and what she had said over the phone.
"So what if I'm hanging out with a guy instead of you? I can do that! You're just jealous!" He began to wonder about life and sex and the meaning of it all. He looked at Adam and asked, "So, women, huh? Can't live with em, or without, right?"
