-----------------------Jakes POV---------------------
'Fuck, Fuck, shit' I started shouting down the microphone 'their sombra's on me, I need heals.' My character, Reaper turned to duel the Sombra, mashing my controller and blasting her with my shotguns, forcing her to teleport away with only a little health remaining.
'On my way,' I heard Stephen's voice clearly down the microphone, his character Moira fading beside me before regenerating my health.
Thanks' I muttered, 'this sombra's fucking me up'
Ricky's voice appeared in my ear 'Mate, thought you'd like her fucking you, you spammed the chat with enough fan art of her' I laughed, it was true, I had stumbled on a subreddit with loads of fan art of her, drawing the petite Hispanic woman in different positions, sharing them as a joke to the chat
'Wouldn't say no like' I quipped back, 'but right now it's no bueno'
'Not doing it for you.' Ricky continued joking, 'Dommy mommy Zarya more your thing today?' referencing the female Russian weightlifter that was one of the characters
'Yeah, she'd make me feel safe,' I joked back, 'still Parah for you'
'You know it,' Ricky continued, 'and if you want to feel safe I'll cuddle you next time you suck my dick'
'Nah, mate - ' I started my retort
Stephen interrupted, 'Guys, the payload?' I started paying attention to the screen again to see him holding them back alone diving between the enemies, stopping them advancing.
'Fuck, where's the rest of our team' I cursed down the phone heading there, knowing full well I should have been there myself.
'Don't worry, Reins here to save the day' Ricky interceded, before a giant 7 ft armour clad man charged into the fray, squashing one of the enemies
'Nice' Stephen cheers, moving his character into his shadow. It didn't take long for us to turn the tide and get rid of them.
The enemy gone I decided it was Stephens turn to get embarrassed, 'So does Daddy rein do it for you Stephen?' I asked. I could imagine Stephen blushing on the other end of the call.
'No -' Stephen started, his voice higher than normal
'Yeah mate,' Ricky had joined in, 'he's all about that Hanso - right Stephen'
'No -' Stephen started flustered. I really could imagine him going red now.
'So, if you had to fuck one who'd you pick? ' Ricky interjected again.
'None - guys the object-'
"Come on mate, no judgement, Ricky would take Parah'
'Yep, she'd get it' he agreed down the phone
'And I'd get held by my dommy mommy,' I laughed, 'so how about you - lifeweaver?' I asked, referring to one of the new characters, an attractive twink healer