It was that time of year again, the fishing trip with my buddies. To me, it was far more about just getting together with pals and having a good time doing just that. My wife and I do not like fish so l would rather toss them back in than cleaning them.
I can not tell you how many trips we shared, mostly the same group of guys. It was not odd that one person wasn't there and somebody took his place. All this started out staying in tents, then a trailer or two, followed by motor homes after we gained the means to own some.
Now we stayed in a rented condo nearby the lake so all the comforts of home. We always stayed in the same one reserving it for the following year when we arrived for our stay. It was big and slept many but l would venture to say it was rented far more for snow skiing than fishing. With even with its size we were all doubled up in each bedroom because of our numbers but it was set up for that.
l think it was our third night there and of course l was missing my wife, especially at bedtime. We always hit the sack early as we got up well before the sun to get to the lake for the morning bite. This night l felt it was more important to release my longing than shoot the shit with my friends. So l hit the shower early and went upstairs to bed.
l guess l could have rubbed one out in the shower but there was far more motivation if l had access to my laptop and the endless porn that could be found on it.
There was still some daylight when l made it to the bed to log on to my favorite site. l thought it would be quick but l found it is much harder to complete, I'm sure it was the echo of my buddies laughing below that threw me off my game.
That is when l pulled out the big guns and switched to the Gay site. Let me say I'm not Gay or Homophobic in any way, shape, or form. I just get off watching them. Odd as l don't even find dudes attractive, l just see cocks. I always felt it was the things that were just past the comfort zone that turned us on the most with my very diverse sex life for me was Gay sex, l would mention l had some knowledge if you want to call it that by having been pegged a good many times by my wife and loved it.
So finally everything is in place and I'm getting close, that's when the bedroom door swings open. l quickly slam my laptop closed and cover my hard-on from view. l did mention it was still light outside didn't l?
My friend Al comes through the door wrapped in a towel after his shower and stood at the foot of my bed.
Al, "hey Bud, what are you up to?"
Me, "Ah nothing, just tired so l turned in early."
Al, "Same here but l didn't plan on jacking off. That is what you were doing right?"
Me, "no-no l was-was checking out my 401K."