Summary: A straight man discovers the power of BBC.
Note 1: This is a 2019 April Fool's Day contest story.
Note 2: Thanks to Tex Beethoven, Robert and Wayne for editing.
Like Son, Like Father: Faggots for BBC
It had been a month of my being an Uber driver, making a little extra money to pay my daughter's college tuition and just in case my son needed anything... although he was certain to be getting some full ride football scholarship offers... and while driving people around I'd already had a few strange encounters, from seeing a college girl blowing a dude in his fifties, a married couple get into a shouting match over his checking out her mom, a drunken girl who masturbated to orgasm, and two chicks making out.
But all that was nothing compared to a recent drive that changed everything.
I picked a kid up from a corner convenience store just a few blocks from my previous drop, and he got into the front seat and told me, as I started to drive, "I got stood up."
"Sorry to hear that," I said, looking over at the black teen, and happy to see he lived just a few blocks from my house and this would be my last drop of the night.
"Yeah, and he'd been begging to be my cock sucker for days," the kid added.
"Oh," was all I could muster to that TMI.
"Seriously," he continued, "although it's not like it's that hard to find a white cock sucker."
This one-sided conversation was bizarre, so I just kept driving.
"How about you? Ever sucked cock?" he asked me a moment later.
"I'm married," I scoffed.
He scoffed right back, "Yeah, like that matters."
"I'm also straight," I clarified, wanting to make my unavailability abundantly clear.
"I've heard that before," he said, his tone odd, as if he didn't think I was straight.
"Trust me," I said as we pulled up to a red light. "I'm one hundred percent straight."
"That's what they all say," he said, "at first," as he unexpectedly tugged his sweat pants down and pulled out his dick.
"What are you doing?" I gasped, staring at this teenager's suddenly appearing dick.
"Testing your declaration about being straight," he said, as he stroked his cock.
I don't know if I was more stunned by this kid whipping out his dick, or the sheer massive size of it as it began to grow, but I was definitely staring.
"This is usually all it takes," he smirked, as he saw me staring.
A honk from behind brought me out of my stunned trance, and I turned my eyes back to the road and drove. I said, "Put that thing away."
"Naaaa," he refused, "it needs a chance to breathe."
"That's ridiculous," I said, involuntarily glancing at his cock.
"My cock is so big I can't even comfortably wear sweats," he continued, as he slowly stroked his massive cock. I have a six-inch cock, a decent size, but this thing was probably ten inches, and really thick.
"Just put it away," I repeated, it becoming a distraction to my driving.
"Hey, if you're straight, it shouldn't matter," he shrugged, still stroking it slowly.
"Whatever," I shrugged, trying to act like I didn't give a fuck. But the truth was, I was using every ounce of willpower I had not to forget about the road and just stare down at his cock. Even so, I couldn't resist the odd glance.
WTF?
I was so confused. I'd never found a guy attractive, wasn't attracted to this one; I'd also never been intrigued by a cock and I'd been in plenty of locker rooms, but this one had me flustered.
"I'm sure you've witnessed some nudity from passengers before," he said.
"Yeah, but they were in the backseat," I admitted, as I pulled up to another red light and sighed.
"Did you watch?" he asked as its magnetic pull had me unable not to look directly at his massive black cock, which was now so big and hard that if he'd wanted to mug me, he could have used it as a bludgeon.
"I definitely listened," I admitted, realizing I was staring at his cock helplessly... subject to an urge I'd never felt before... an urge I desperately tried to shove away... an urge that confused me... I wanted to stroke his cock... I wanted to suck his cock.
"I bet you took peeks," he said, continuing to stroke his cock slowly, his own unique version of hypnosis.
"Maybe," I shrugged, literally unable to tear my eyes away.
Again, a honk alerted me to the light changing and I reluctantly (did I just say reluctantly?) pulled my hungry (as well as hungry?) gaze back to the road.
"Just so you know, it's okay," he said.
"What's okay?" I asked, again using all my willpower to keep my eyes on the road and to resist looking back down at his crotch.
"If you want to touch it," he said.
"Fah, I don't," I said too quickly, and even I didn't completely believe me.
He chuckled, "Don't sweat it, you're just like all the other straight white men who, once the opportunity arises, discover their natural, inborn desire to submit to black cock."
"That's ridiculous," I laughed back, now determined to resist the growing temptation inside me and the sudden realization that my cock was rock hard.
When did that happen?
"Is it?" he asked.
"Yeah, it is," I nodded, refusing to look at him or more importantly, down at him.
"I imagine before this encounter, you'd never even considered sucking a cock," he correctly assessed.
"You got that right," I said confidently, as...
oh, shit!...
I rolled up to another red light.
"Most of my eager white cock suckers are middle aged men discovering their calling for the first time," he described, as if he were some graybeard psychology professor.
"I'm straight," I repeated, even as my eyes ignored my mental pleas to look straight ahead, and once again I found myself staring down at his cock.
"I don't doubt it," he said, surprising me ever so briefly, before adding, "in fact you're just now discovering you're an... admittedly straight... cock sucker for big, black cock."
"That's ludicrous," I said, even as I stared at his big, black cock, even as my mind played games with me as I wondered what it would be like to suck it... just once.
As if reading my mind, he offered, "Go ahead, suck it just once, and then you'll know for sure if you're really straight."
"A guy who's really straight has never sucked a cock even once, so doing that would all by itself make me other than straight," I pointed out, even as my cock raged in my pants, stuck in an awkward position.
Thankfully, I was again saved by the honk... and I drove on, only a few minutes from his final destination.
"You know, definitions aside, if you don't suck it at least once, you'll regret it forever and always wonder what if," he informed me.
"What if what?" I asked, approaching yet another red light, as if some cock sucking curiosity god were controlling when they changed .
"If you're a cock sucker," he said bluntly.