Magic Dick
My best friend and I were sitting around one afternoon and talk turned to our sexual exploits. I have always been fascinated by the fact that he seems to always get a girl to sleep with him while my success rate is way below his. He's not ugly or unattractive in any way but his success rate is way above his appearance.
"How do you do it? How do you get all those women to go to bed with you?"
"I have a magic dick" he said with a straight face.
"No fucking way dude! Your dick is not magical."
"I don't care what you believe but I'm telling you it's true. Whenever I show my erect cock to someone they are helplessly under my power until I cum or I put it away."
"OK, I'll bite. How does that work? How do you get them to see your dick?"
"Well, that's the first hurdle, as you can imagine. Over the last couple years I have worked out many ways to trick someone into at least letting me show them. The real trick however is that it has to be hard for the magic to work."
"So, nothing happens if it isn't hard?"
"Nope, it's just a regular dick at that point."
"So, if a chick sees your dick soft nothing happens but if it's hard she falls under your spell. Do I have that right?"
"Well mostly, but I never said it only works with chicks."
"What you're gay man??!!
"No, I just let guys suck on my tool once in a while. Hey, a mouth's a mouth right?"
"Let's get back to how this works with girls. If the trick is for them to see it hard, how do make that happen?"
"Usually if I can get them talking about sex, I run out the magic dick comment and the rest is history. She reacts like you did, with the 'No way" attitude and she asks me to take it out. It's not usually hard at that point so she says 'I knew it. Total bullshit'". So when I tell it only works when it's hard sometimes she'll laugh but most times she reaches out and grabs it and starts to pump it to get me hard. After that, she's mine"."