I was reminded of a similar story I told on a friend at work. When I told this story, I had no idea how a naked photo can shape your life for the better. So, maybe you're wondering what I was telling my staff about one of our own. Real quickly so I can to the reason you clicked on this story.
Jerry was a big but kind of clumsy guy I inherited on my staff. The others would kid him, tease him, and always, I mean always they doubted he'd ever been with a woman.
I was walking past and heard some one say to Jerry and those gathered more of the same. I broke into the conversation. "Oh yeah, Jerry's been with a woman. I know her. She told me a couple days ago that Jerry took her to a fine dining establishment. After that, they went to a jazz club and dance to a couple slow numbers" Now my employees had a look of doubt. Jerry was all in knowing I was lying on his behalf. "So when Jerry took her home to his place, he set up the soft, romantic music, poured two glasses of wine. After turning down the lights, Jerry sat next to her and she snuggled in his arms. Jerry leaned in and whispered in her ear, "Got any naked pictures of your brother?"
That gained me a visit to HR. Thanks for letting me share. Now on with the show.
It was while in my senior year at University. Nearing graduation, my step-sister who attended the same place of higher education working on her doctorate in psychology knocked on my apartment door.
She and her dad joined my mom and me a couple years after my dad split with a 20 something man. "johnnie, my favorite half baby brother."
I hugged Connie happy to see her. "What a wonderful surprise," I smiled.
We kicked back talking about school work, our family and nothing really in particular. "Come on, johnnie. Let's go out and toss back a few drinks."
I hadn't eaten since breakfast so the drinks and the joint she offered had me in a great mood.
We did another joint back at my place and I was sky-high feeling no pain. Connie asked me about girlfriends and I told her I'd been too bust with class work to bother. The truth was and I didn't tell her this, I was never a hit with the female sex.
It was getting late and I excused myself. "Connie, it's been great but I need a shower. My first class is at 9 tomorrow."
"Hey that's cool, john-boy. I'm gonna kick it here for a while if you don't mind."
"Make yourself at home, big sis."
I pulled the rubber band from my ponytail and shook my head to fluff my hair out. Then striping, I showered. If I hoped it would sober me up. I would have been mistaken. That second joint had me buzzing and almost euphoric.
Forgetting that Connie was was still visiting, I wrapped a towel around my head and pranced naked to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Since Connie was to my left and the kitchen was on my right, I didn't see her until I turned a pirouette a la ballet style.
"Oh my," I said embarrassed.
"No problem, brother. Here, let me take a picture of you."
"No," I squealed in laughter as she used her phone to click away.
"Come on, sexy. Pose for me. I'd pay a million dollars for an ass like yours, baby brother. That's it, show me your money maker."
Caught up in the moment, I giggled and stuck my bottom out sideways, Then I shook my 4" dick at her in fun.
"Oh yeah, johnnie. That's it. Get that dick hard."
In my right mind I would have never. But I wasn't and I did. I stroked my dick to its full 4 1/2" of erection. "Oh yeah. That's it, johnnie. Tug that little dick."
Well that I wouldn't do. But I gave her one more of my bottom. My back to her phone, I smiled over my shoulder with both hands on each generous buttock then disappeared into my bedroom to grab a robe.
"That was fun," Connie said when I rejoined her.
"Please don't share them with anyone," I begged.
"Um, well, you see, johnnie. It's like this. One of my professors asked me if I had any photos of you. He's really interested in you."
My guts tightened hearing that. "Who? Which one of your professors wants to see me naked?" Inside I was hoping she was kidding but if not, maybe it would be a woman who was interested in me.
"You know Dr. Philbon? Maxwell Philbon? He teaches PSYC 6016 with emphasis on human behavior and development."
"Why would he want pictures of me naked?"
"johnnie," she giggled. "You'll have to ask him. He just gave it to me as an assignment."
I became angry. "Darn it, Connie, you should have asked me?"
"And if I had asked?" she countered.
"Well we won't know now, will we?" I shot back.
It was quiet for a moment. An uncomfortable silence I might add.
"Hey. I'm sorry. I should have asked. I apologize, johnnie," Connie said rising to leave.
"Wait. Tell me about the professor. What kind of person is he?"
"He's a nice man, johnnie. He is very smart. His courses are heavy in the are of human development."
"Um, okay," I said not understanding what naked pictures of me had to do with any of that.
"There's one more thing. Dr. Philbon would like it of you could meet him at the "Mat" bar tomorrow around 6 in the evening."
My head was spinning. The booze, the weed, the naked photos where it looked like I was happy to pose. Now this Dr. Wants to meet me? For what?
I slept fitfully that night wondering what and where those photos were going to end up. I had major regrets letting her take those.
Classes went by, my mind was elsewhere. 4 in the afternoon I went to the campus library looked up this Dr, Philbon. "Hmmm," I read. "36, single, some sort of wonder boy having attended this alma mater when he was only 14. Graduated with a 4.0 at 16 and achieved his doctorate before he was 20."
The picture showed him to be a kind of handsome man without the standard goatee, some of those over-educated assholes seem to love. "Makes em look like porn actors," I amused myself in thought.
I left the library still not sure whether I was going to meet this guy.
My phone buzzed. A text from Connie who I hadn't seen much of before yesterday and is now very much affecting my life. "Meet Dr Philbon, johnnie. What do you have to lose?"
I deleted it without responding.
I dropped my books at my apartment and having decided to go see this guy, I brushed my hair, put the pink rubber band in it. Pink for my solidarity with breast cancer awareness, for all you dirty minded people reading this who may have other ideas.
I put on my bicycle shorts, pulled my bike outside and pedaled over to the "Mat" as we cool people called it. Its actual name is "The Matriculation Bar".
I spotted him right away, sitting at the bar with a Martini, of course. "What a pretentious ass," I thought. "Dr Philbon, I presume," I thought myself being as witty.
"Ah, johnnie. Yes. I am Dr. Philbon. Come. Let's take a table so we can talk by ourselves."