I used to work in a big multinational corporation. At that time, I had quite a few problems in my personal life and I could not concentrate on my job. Soon, it became obvious to all my colleagues that my days at the company were numbered.
One day, the boss's secretary informed me that he wanted to see me. His patience had run out. I went to his office right away. He was sitting at his desk.
"Come in and lock the door behind you, Jones," he said. "I'm not going to beat around the bush, son. I have decided to relieve you of your duties!"
"I can't afford to lose this job, sir," I said trembling.
"I'm sorry, son. I have no other choice. Unless..."
"Unless what, sir?" I asked.
"Unless you're willing to make some sacrifices, Jones."
"I'll do anything, sir!"
"How about a blowjob, then?"
I had no alternative. I could not stand unemployment. I had to go along with his wishes.
"Coming right up, sir!" I said with a slavish tone in my voice.