LLOYD had been the life and soul of the club ever since he started working behind the bar. A bit of an exhibitionist, attention seeker even, you couldn't quite call him stunning: thin, buck-toothed and with protruding ears, yet he had that certain twinkish element about him which belied his 25 years.
Certainly the guys hovered around him like flies around a honey pot, and it wasn't long before I found out why. It seems he's a bit of a goer in the bedroom, and had taken more than a few of the customers back to the little apartment in another part of the building that goes with the job.
Tom, even, had been well and truly caught out being jacked off by him in the johns, his groans alerting those passing the door. Tom confided in me later it was the best hand job he'd enjoyed in a long while. And it hadn't cost him a cent.
Lloyd had shown little interest in me, however, and I'd have been rather reticent to get to grips with such a goer anyhow, in case I didn't come up to scratch. I'd always been the shy type of guy who kept himself to himself.
But his impish grin as he welcomed me most nights of the week did send a shiver down my spine, and a judder to my crotch.
So when Lloyd came up with the idea of a wankathon to raise money to send some guy from the club who had a terminal illness on a last dream vacation, I was all ears. Not to mention cock.
It seemed he was offering to try to jack off 30 guys in an hour, in the club, if they all contributed 50 euros each towards the vacation fund. At first I'd been wary of being tossed off in public, terrified even, but egged on by the others I soon reasoned it would be OK if there were 29 other guys being done as well.
And wasn't it all in a good cause? Anyhow, I'd long been intrigued by Tom's tale of his close encounter with Lloyd, and Tom had been among the first to pledge his 50 euros. So I dug deep and produced the cash, putting my name down on a list of wankees on the notice board that was soon three quarters full.
Lloyd was obviously a popular guy, and I was by now seriously looking forward to the event. As the big day approached, with the last few places now slow to fill, Lloyd made a further announcement.
He told us if he managed to jack us all off within the prescribed hour, he'd indulge in full sex with the ultimate one to spill his load. That soon did the trick, and within minutes Lloyd had his 30 names and their cash.
We all trooped into the dance hall on the day, those being wanked and an equal number of voyeurs just there for the thrill, all wondering how this would all work out.
Richie, the club secretary, had somehow managed to get half a dozen old sofas from somewhere, lined up in the middle of the dance floor covered in towels and sheets.