Coming back home from college during the summers, me and my high school friends would all meet up and play basketball at the local sports club. We had just finished up a game and our buddy Lyle hit the showers early. Mike and I came in just after, stripped down, and put towels on as we head to the showers. Mike was a tall, thick guy. He always played center given his height and frankly size. His calves were freakishly large, and when he boxed out his ass gave him a few extra inches of separation from the nearest guy.
On this occasion, we saw Lyle's clothes on the bench outside the showers. Mike grabbed them and shot me a devilish look. The only shower going turned off and we both scrambled back the way we came to the lockers. Mike ogred forward laughing, Lyle's clothes in hand. With nowhere to escape quickly, Mike opened a tall, double wide locker and we jammed ourselves in.
"God dammit!" we heard from the shower hallway. Illuminated by the small holes in the locker, I could see Mike turn his head and put a hand to his mouth to stifle a laugh. Cute smile. Mike and I were ready to call the prank, just before we heard another voice. Lyle's dad came in just after finishing up work. From the sound of their voices, both moved near our lockers and talked about a family coming over for dinner.