== I. To Explore Gay New Worlds
== Day 0, situation: WTF?
I woke up standing, naked and a little hot. Peeling myself of the damp, beige padding holding me up, I stepped onto tile, not as cool to the touch of my soles as I'd have expected. The odorless room was all white, plates of identical ceramics or metal making up walls, floor, ceiling.
The silence was broken by a voice from above, ambiguously male, emotionless.
[Human designated Adam Lee, 36, infrastructure management, Portland], it said. [Please confirm.]
"Uh, yes, hi? Who's there?"
[My name means Overseer in your language. I am an ultra-quantum processor network, made to administrate tasks on behalf of my creators.]
"I've been kidnapped by aliens?"
[Not the primary Adam. You and several million human men were scanned and copied to serve as study objects on a colony world.]
"So... that's my job now? Alien zoo animal?"
[Questionable. My creator species appears to have perished completely.]
"Like, *this* second?"
[150 earth years ago, following a period of crisis. The confirmation has reached me at light speed only a few hours ago. With no masters, I have awoken you to debate the course of action.]
Closer to the wall I could see my reflection. Only then did I realize I wasn't wearing glasses and could see perfectly.
"Holy f- I wasn't that lean before. How am I packing muscles like a fitness model? And... is my cock a little bigger?"
[The copied man were chosen from among those with less attachment to society and slightly edited to remove defects. Muscular development to improve wellbeing occurred during in-flight stasis.]
I let my hands wander over my totally hairless head. "Are follicles a defect, too, or are those hairs growing in later?"
[Hair patterns were challenging to copy over. This would have likely been resolved for the second mission.]
"What second mission?"
[The copying of women, which never got to happen.]
I wasn't sure what to say. I was an improved copy of the "primary" Adam, centuries older, in the middle of...
"Where am I?"
The wall before me came to life as a screen, wide as a living room. It showed earth, zoomed out to the whole galaxy, and to a very distant star, then a planet around it, sandy on the day side, gray on the night side, with a brown ring separating them.
[You are on a tidally locked exoplanet. This facility is placed underground on the north pole as human life cannot exist on the surface.]
The view changed to the interiors of underground places. Smooth metal plates dominated, in cavernous arrangements of organic shapes and weird geometry. Some areas were decrepit, lights off, plates missing, revealing bundles of arm-thick cables and other tech components.
[Most areas are no longer fit for habitation by you and others, but the necessary systems to change this are available.]
"What others?"
The screen lit up with rows and rows of "improved" specimen, emphasis on *men*, all naked in capsules of beige padding under transparent domes.
My dick chubbed, even after the view faded to black.
"Can we turn the AC up in here? I'm nearly sweating."
[No, the facility is already at lowest possible temperature. Winds from the daytime side are bringing along air above the boiling point of water.]
"Damn, how about some pants? Shoes?"
[Materials such as textiles are not available. Manufacture requires assembly of machines from blueprints. This would take four days.]
"Hm, good enough. Food? Water?"
[Calories and necessary nutrients are produced in your stomach by molecular micro-factories. This was meant to be supplemented with copied livestock and vegetation from earth eventually. You require only water.]
"Can I *get* water?"
[All hydraulic facilities are offline. Activation within less than seven days is unlikely.]
"Fuck. How bad is this situation, exactly?"
The screen burst to life. There were tables, diagrams and schemata. At least everything was in English. I sat on my ass - the floor below turned soft like a mat - and studied what was before me.
Heat exchangers, water pressure sensors, self-assembling insta-printers. But *so much* was defunct.
"Okay, first questions. If three of these factories for auto-mending meta-material are still online..."
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I walked with fascination through the too-hot corridor of pipes and grates, feeling like I was exploring the spaceship of my childhood dreams. The swing of my slightly "improved" package barely distracted me.
Everywhere was the rattling of bot clusters and repair drones. Gray goo pressed itself into any shape needed to fix beams in place. Nanite swarms wafted along the ceiling, filling cracks with gel until tiles came together for a smooth surface.
[...pipe-hub B27 would be operational within another 40 hours, however this delays the repair of robot recharge bay G09.]
"Should be fine. Water."
An albatross-type drone handed over my bottle of melted ice I'd had delivered from the nighttime side and I took a greedy gulp.
I emerged into an atrium of white and silver, just in time to see the walls turn on. Screen threads woven into the material made nearly every panel a display that would be the envy of earthly home cinemas. Pretty trippy.
As long as I did everything roughly in the right order, I could get the place running again. Overseer was able to warn me if I suggested myself into a deadlock. But every second that didn't demand my attention, my mind went back to the men in stasis. I brushed against by my free swinging cock.
"Overseer? I was really expecting to run into the other guys handling repairs around here? It's dawning on me... I'm the only one awake, right?"