Frank and Linda cleared the dinner dishes while Josh and Kaydee pulled out the blender. Rob went hunting for the deck of cards as Dana sipped her beer and watched. This was the third year the three couples had rented a beach house together and the second year they had rented this particular house. The previous years they had been fortunate, getting a solid week of great weather both times. This year, however, two straight days of rain had driven them from the beach; kept them cooped up in the house with little to do but talk, eat and drink.
They started drinking beers around lunchtime and kept going through the afternoon. By the time they finished dinner, all of them had some degree of a buzz going. It was then that Josh got out the blender and the rum. Most of what happened that night would later be blamed on the blenderâand Joshâs ability to use it to make lethal drinks in which no one could taste the alcohol. He filled it with ice and poured in half a bottle of rum. He sprinkled in a generous amount of powered juice mix and ground it all into a pink liquid. He dropped in a banana and hit the button again.
âOkay, who needs a little blender grog?â he asked, lining up six cups and pouring his concoction into each.
âThis stuff is evil!â declared Dana. âYou almost killed us last year!â
âHey, if you donât want itâŚâ Josh made as if to pour it back into the blender.
âI said âalmost!ââ She protested with a laugh. He handed her the cup and then brought the rest over to the table, placing one in front of each seat.
Rob returned with a deck of cards and a large jar of quarters, placing both on the table.
âYou sure you guys donât want to play gin rummy or something?â he asked. Rob knew Frank and Linda were not gamblers, nor Josh for that matter. Even playing quarter ante poker, he had seen people lose fifty bucks or more. Not that any of them couldnât afford that, but Rob worried it might create a bit of tension if that much money were to change hands here tonight.
âNah, câmon,â said Josh, sitting down next to Kaydee. âTeach us how to be high rollers.â
âOr at least teach us how to play poker,â said Linda, as she joined them at the table. âI think I played poker in college once, but I donât remember the rules.â Frank had finished in the kitchen and sat down beside Linda.
âIâm not sure of what hand beats what, either,â he admitted. âCould you maybe write them down for us?â
âOkay,â said Rob, stroking his chin. âMaybe we could start with something easier. First things first. Who needs quarters? Also, no sitting next to your husband or wife, to make sure thereâs no sharing of funds.â At Robâs direction, they reseated themselves around the table, boy-girl, with each man sitting across from his wife. Then they all pulled out bills, which Rob exchanged for quarters. When each of them had their quarters stacked neatly in front of them, Rob told them about acey-deucey.
âOkay, in acey-deucey, we donât play against each other. We play against the pot. You each get a turn to play as I go around the table. Iâll deal you a total of three cards. First, I deal one on the left, then one on the right. Then you have to bet how much you think the third card, which Iâll deal in the middle, will be between the first two. For example, if I deal a five and a queen, you bet how much you think the third card will be higher than a five and less than a queen. If it is, you take the amount of your bet out of the pot. If itâs not, you pay your bet into the pot. And if the third card matches either of the other two, you pay DOUBLE your bet to the pot! You have to bet at least a quarter, even if thereâs no chance you can win. You can bet the whole pot. Thatâs called âpotting itâ. Of course, you canât bet more than you have, no matter what.â
âCan we go get more money if we run out?â asked Kaydee. She had ten dollars in quarters in front of her and couldnât imagine losing all of that, but you never knew.
âSure. You can go hit an ATM if you want,â laughed Rob, knowing that if any of them lost ten bucks, they would probably quit the game. âLets play a few practice hands and see how it goes.â He went around the table twice before everyone was clear on how the game was played. âOkay, ante up and letâs try one for real.â
They played for a while. The stacks of quarters ebbed and flowed from player to player and the pot got over ten dollars once or twice. Everyone had gotten the hang of the game now and was laughing and joking about winnings and losses. Josh got up and whipped up another batch of frozen rum drinks, blender grog, as he called it, when he heard Linda go for it all.
âI pot it,â she said, looking confidently at the deuce and king she had been dealt. Rob turned over her third card⌠another king!
âOh, shit!â
âHoly crap!â
âHow much was in the pot anyway?â
They counted it upâtwenty-three dollars. That meant Linda owed forty-six bucks! Frank almost fell out of his chair.
âAre you okay?â asked Kaydee, giving Frankâs thigh a little squeeze. Frank was not so stunned by Linda losing forty-six dollars that he didnât notice Kaydeeâs friendly squeeze. She was thin but busty, wavy-silky red hair with blonde highlights that fell just below her shoulders. She also had green, cat-like eyes that, along with her feline grin, seemed to constantly twinkle with mischief. Frank often wondered how Josh, who was good looking, but a bit drab socially, had landed a wildcat like her. And, of course, they all knew she was a wildcat. She was quite vocal in the throes of passion and, it seemed, always horny. She had awakened the whole house at 5:30 this morning, screaming Joshâs name in orgasm. Then, a few hours later when they got out of bed, they did it again in the shower. She was very relaxed and outgoing, someone who liked toâand knew how toâhave a good time. Josh on the other hand, about as spontaneous as Amtrak, tended to be quiet and reserved. Whatever the attraction, Frank had to admit he certainly knew how to ring her bell.