On a dark and stormy night, anyone who would have stepped outside would have heard a blood curdling scream and just total and utter silence after wards. You would have wondered what in the world could have caused someone to be that scared so quick...Well, sit back, grab a drink, and let me tell you the story of how it all happened.
Just a few months ago, a good friend of mine, well, was going though some changes. I don’t mean going through puberty changes, I mean unworldly changes. Changes that she did not understand at all. Changes that made her feel like a total freak of nature. She did not realize it at first, but she was not who she thought she was.
We were walking home from school in late fall when she noticed she could hear abnormal sounds. You know, only high pitched sounds that dogs could hear. So Alex (my friend) just kind of shrugged it off, thinking that she was hearing things. But as the days progress, the sounds become more and more intense, giving her extreme migraines every time she heard them. So bad that she could not even go to school.
Then one day, she had an uncontrollable urge...An urge to have sex. Just some hot pig sex, the type of sex where multiple orgasms happen. But there was one bad part about it. Alex was still a virgin. She was trying to saving herself for the right man. She just could not shrug off the urge. They would come on all of a sudden when she was doing her homework, doing chores , and even when she was at work. She called me from work one night really terrified.
“What is wrong with you? You sound like you just seen a ghost.” I asked her that night.
“Patty, you would not believe me even if I told you” She replied back
“Try me.” I was a practicing Wiccan so I was use to abnormal things. I just don’t think Alex knew.
“ I just had an uncontrollable urge to fuck my boss.”
“ Excuse me? That fat fuck?”
“Yes. That fat fuck. I have been having these urges to fuck anything that has a dick between their legs. Patty what the hell is wrong with me?”
I stayed quiet for a moment. “I think I know what is wrong with you. I think you are being controlled by an succubus.”
“A what?!” she said sounding very surprised
“An succubus. Basically what it is in a nutshell is a entity that feeds on sexual energy. You can only feed it by having sex. The type of sex what you have multiple orgasms. No strings attached. But if you don’t, then you will start feeling very weak, not being able to concentrate on anything.” I explained.
“But I was trying to save myself for the right man...you know the one that I was going to marry.”
“I am sorry Alex but that is the only way you will have your sanity intact.”
“How do you know about all of this?” She asked me quizzically.
“ Alex, I am a witch. A wiccan. I know about all sorts of things.”
“Is there anyway I can get rid of this thing?”
“No. It has to leave you first on it own. In the meantime, When you get off work, Go over to Greg’s house and fuck his brains out. I will warn you, when he busts through your virginity, it will hurt. But after a while, you will begin to like it. And besides, hasn’t Greg been wanting to take your relationship to the next level?”
“Yeah he has.”
“Well, you have to do this. Just go on instinct. It will come to you naturally.”
“Ok will do. Thanks Patty.”
“Sure thing. Goodnight Alex.”
“Night Patty.”
Click
. “Well,” I thought, “this ought to be interesting.” I wondered how she was going to do. She has Christian values and I know that is very hard in order to break. I walked to my bookcase where I had my Book of Shadows. I just hoped that she was not going to turn into some whore or something like that. I grabbed my book and I flipped it to a protection chant that I have made for a friend in the past and it helped them so I hoped it could help in Alex’s situation.
Buzz...Buzz...
Damn my cell phone was going off. I looked down at it and it was Alex calling me again.
“Hello?”
“Patty? I need you to come over to my place. You have such good fashion sense, you dress so amazing. I need help. I want to look stunning, not slutty and I want him to instantly go BOINK!” Alex said to me with slight nervousness in her voice.
“Ok Ill be there. And calm down. Don’t worry about it. Just be calm and let everything run by itself.” I said to her as I got my keys.
“Thanks Patty. I owe you one.”
“You just better tell me details. Now Let me get off of this phone cuz you know that I do not like talking on my phone when I am driving.”
“Yea did you ever get that fender bender fixed on you 67 Mustang?”
“Yea, cost me Two hundred dollars just to get the damn part. I am just very glad that I know how to work on cars or that bill would have been a lot higher.” I said as I walked out the door, remembering to set the house alarm. “But I need to go in order for me to get to you,”
“OK. See you when you get here.”