There is much to be said about alcohol, folks. Some say it can make you do things. I guess they're right. How else could you explain what I've done last night? I slept with my best friend! The name is Damon Sparrow, by the way. I'll be your big and tall, forthrightly bisexual sexy black football stud for the day. Last night, I went to the Red Dawn, this club located near campus, to chill. I had just broken up with my bitchy ex-girlfriend Chelsea Winter and basically, I wanted to get her out of my head. She was way too jealous and insecure, you know? The kind of chick who calls you every five minutes wondering where you are. That's not caring. It's scary and borderline psychotic. So I finally dumped her. She got mad as hell and told me I'd be sorry. Truth be told, I am sorry. I'm sorry I didn't dump her stupid ass sooner. What a bitch!
Anyway, I went to the club with my buddy Frank Martin and we had ourselves a time. Frank is a tall and skinny black guy I've known since my days at Brockton Community High School. He's now a fellow student-athlete at Mandrake College in Boston, Massachusetts. We chill all the time. Hell, once we did more than chill. We actually hooked up. Yeah, Frank and I had sex. We haven't spoken about it since. It's been three years. I consider myself bisexual but Frank is desperately trying to hang onto his heterosexuality. I don't know many straight men who've slept with other men while drunk. Maybe I don't know enough people. Or could it be that Frank is lying to himself?
There are a lot of hot chicks at Mandrake College, and so many of them are freaks who go crazy for sportsmen, yet Frank has yet to get himself a girlfriend. He tends to follow me everywhere. I honestly think the poor bastard is in love with me but can't admit it to himself. I came to Mandrake College because I wanted to get the hell out of Brockton. I've lived in the so-called City of Champions my whole life.
It's a boring place. Mandrake College seemed like the perfect escape. They were offering me a full student-athlete scholarship for football, so I had no complaints. Mandrake College is a small private school with only fourteen thousand students. The school sponsors Men's varsity Baseball, Basketball, Golf, Tennis, Rowing, Sailing, Rifle, Gymnastics, Water Polo, Archery, Rodeo, Cross Country, Soccer, Swimming, Volleyball, Lacrosse, Football, Wrestling and Ice Hockey along with Women's varsity Softball, Basketball, Cross Country, Gymnastics, Rifle, Tennis, Golf, Soccer, Rowing, Sailing, Swimming, Equestrian, Water Polo, Volleyball, Lacrosse, Field Hockey, Tennis and Ice Hockey. They compete in the NCAA Division One.
The football program at Mandrake College sucked big-time but I didn't care. They had their asses kicked by everyone from Boston College to the University of Maine, UMass-Amherst Connecticut State University. Mandrake College was one of the biggest sports programs in the country, yet it had the least respect. Recently, they began drafting talented black male and black female student-athletes in an effort to save their sports teams from obscurity. They did so notably in football, basketball and volleyball. Unfortunately, it didn't save them. I didn't care. and to be honest, I just wanted to play ball and go to class. Frank joined the Mandrake College Men's Baseball team and he did okay. Just like in high school, he followed me around. Everywhere. I swear I couldn't fart without the bastard smelling it.