Clara's Office always causes the neurons in my brain to scream. Her clock went tick tuck tick tuck in the corner of the room. That fucking sound was enraging me, as usual. Her black eyes piercing into my forehead, she would have split it, if it hadn't already split from a headache. Clara's lips were smushed into an ugly curl as she looked at the reports that had taken all of my last week to create.
"This is shit!" She spat.
'YOU'RE SHIT!' Mr. Boner yelled back at her.
"What's wrong with it?" I enquired stiffly; I was already tired from all the energy I had put into the report.
"These figures make our firm look like a fucking joke!"
'YOUR COMPANY IS A FUCKING JOKE!' Mr. Boner was losing his cool
"Well, I assure you those figures are accurate, Clara." I said with a weak smile; it was all I could muster through the pain in my head.
"Fuck accuracy and fuck your report!" She shouted, flinging the report at my face.
I winced as the 46-page binder hit me flat on the face. Why am I still here? I should have left this dead-end job years ago, day-in, day-out, grinding my nose on my monitor just so this bitch could treat me like shit every other day. I want to feel rewarded, fulfilled, but where am I going to go? The economy is pretty fucked now, don't you know? And here we are again, Clara making me feel worthless while the crazy whore drives this company further into its grave every day. For some reason, Mr. Boner decided to join in our meeting today, rock hard in my pants. He was making a difficult situation even more difficult to bear.
She calmly got out of her seat, walking towards the window, long, black hair, still and lifeless against the back of her black pant-suit. Her pale face turned away from me as she took out her phone and started touching and typing away at it. "You know, I should have fired you years ago. You're just not the kind of accountant I need." She said, in a surprisingly gentle voice.
'YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF FINGERS YOU STICK UP YOUR CUNT EVERY NIGHT, BITCH.' Mr. Boner was raging now.
"Anyway, I don't have time to fix this myself. I'll give you my notes and you're going to revise the entire thing before you leave tonight."
'THE HELL I AM, BITCH!'
I sat, frozen to my seat. The tiredness starting to ebb through to the very core of my brain.
"I tried and tried, to teach you, to train you to think like me, to think like a winner, but I failed. I failed so miserably!" she chuckled. "It's not my fault. You see, I've come to realize, that you can't fix a loser and that's what you are!" she paused and sighed. "Just another loser."
I was so tired. I just need some sleep. Just a little nap.
Mr. Boner was taking over my body now. He rolled up the report and flung it at Clara, hitting her square in the back of the head. The shock caused her to drop her phone. She reflexively turned her head, "What the..."