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Youve Blown It All Sky High

Youve Blown It All Sky High

by agreatbigbee
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As I threw my carry-on into the overhead compartment I got a good look at my seatmates for the flight. The window-seater was a balding older man catching up on some lost sleep. I didn't blame him, hell I'd been at the airport since 5 AM to catch a 7:30 AM flight out of Milwaukee; I could use a nice cat nap and a half myself.

The middle-seater was either a relative to the old man or a stranger like myself. She seemed focused on her phone and didn't catch me noticing her athletic shorts and black sportswear top hiding behind a thin lavender jacket. Her figure was just average, but in her own way was somewhat attractive. I quickly shifted my attention to getting in my seat to not hold up the line of people behind me also trying to get to their seats.

I situated myself in the remaining aisle seat. The young woman noticed me and gave a curt nod and smile before returning to her phone. As I leaned down to place my backpack under the seat in front of me I couldn't help but notice her thin, yet toned legs. A quick image flashed in my mind of her wrapping those legs around my waist as I ran my hands up her muscled thighs towards her midsection, an imaginary moan escaped from her lips as I pounded myself into her willing pussy. I forced myself to push the thought, that desire, out of my head.

Get a grip man

, I told myself,

you don't even know this person

. Say what you will about women, but they're right about one thing: men have only one thought on their minds.

It doesn't help the fact that I've never slept with someone. I tell people I'm saving myself for when I get married but that excuse can only work so many times till it becomes clear that I can't get with anyone even if I wanted to. I'm in my late 20s and instead of drinking/fucking my way through college like most other men, I just stayed in, played video games, and hung out with mutual friends over board games and conversations about what anime was the best.

I scanned my surroundings and saw that by then mostly everyone had boarded. A few stragglers remained as they procured some last-minute essentials from their bags before settling down, selecting a movie to watch for the almost 3-hour flight to Miami.

Good idea

, I thought and turned on the screen in front of me to see if I could find a movie I hadn't seen. After all, it came with the flight! As I scrolled through blockbusters still in theaters there was a brief, fuzzy glitch that rolled across the screen.

Odd

, I thought and looked to the screen on my right, the one the young woman was using to check our flight path, to see if they also had a similar issue. Seemed fine to me.

I glanced over at the old man and noticed he was now wide awake, his mouth agape and eyes glued towards something in the front of the plane. I turned my head and soon understood his peculiar reaction as I saw the last passenger board the plane before the cabin doors were sealed shut. The most gorgeous woman I've ever seen in my life.

Her deep red hair flared like fire in some nonexistent wind. Her eyes alone put the stars to shame, but paired with her plump, full, scarlet red lips she'd put any porn star -- any movie star -- to shame. Normally people tend to go grubby when traveling via plane, yet she was more dressed for a different kind of runway. She was adorned in a sparkling black bodysuit that twinkled like the cosmos and hugged her curves like a second skin. And what curves they were! Her breasts were practically spilling out of the multiple, oval-shaped openings that lined down the center, held tightly by the world's strongest buttons. The openings showed off some of her midsection where there appeared to be a stomach tattoo, but I was too far gone both physically, mentally, hell even spiritually to make out what it was. Her legs -- god her legs -- had a see-through mesh with a twinkling black strip of the same material the torso was made of snaking down her right leg. Her thighs glided through the wisle seats like water, causing them to jiffle ever so slightly. She must've been 7ft tall, her head almost grazed the top of the cabin, which I thought was odd since was certain the cabins were normally 6ft high.

I saw her eyes scan down the aisle and for a nanosecond we made eye contact. That split second was all it took to rush a gallon of blood to my dick, causing it to stir in my gray sweatpants. I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, slightly worried the woman sitting next to me would notice the tent I was sporting but I was too enraptured by this vixen to care much. Her eyes returned to mine and she smiled at me as she turned to her seat (first class of course) and disappeared from view due to the small smalls that denote different classes of the cabin. I turned to the old man to confirm if the goddess I saw was real and not a figment of my horny imagination, but the old man was fast asleep again. I couldn't even begin to think how someone could fall asleep after seeing a knockout like her!

The lights started to dim as the gruff voice of the pilot crackled over the intercoms informing us that everyone had boarded and they were ready to begin takeoff.

"Sit back, relax, and please direct your attention to the screen in front of you for the following safety video."

I internally groaned. Not that I didn't think they were necessary but I've been on enough flights in my life that I could recite the same boring information about exit locations, life vest operation, and emergency procedures by memory. Everyone's screen came to life as the video began.

The airline logo gave way to reveal, shockingly, the beautiful woman I saw earlier but this time she was wearing an air hostess outfit that no self-respecting airline would ever consider a uniform in a million years. Her hair was done up in a formal bun, but that is where the professionalism ended. She wore a black, long-sleeved button-up up except only one or two buttons were used to show off both her midriff and an ample amount of cleavage. Around her neck was a white collar tied with a red bow like something a bunny girl would wear at a casino. her short skirt did nothing to hide her voluptuous hips which poked out from two slits on each side of her short skirt. and to complete the ensemble were black stockings with garters, all of which stood on top of black high heels.

The bombshell on the screen smiled and winked at me as she proceeded with the safety speech. Her voice was like rich velvet that wrapped around my ears, a voice I could listen to for the rest of my life and never get tired of hearing it. Each word oozed with sex, every sentence was laced with an invitation to stare at her amazing body. I was almost rock hard at this point but some external force seemed to prevent me from achieving a peak mast. I looked around at the other screens both next to me and the seats in front of me and saw all of them were showcasing the same seductress disguised as an air hostess, however, no one seemed to care that a half-naked woman was showing how to buckle and adjust their seatbelts. Some passengers were looking at some of the reading material, others looked out their windows, which would be normal behavior if it weren't such a strange occurrence. Almost like I was the only one on the plane who noticed anything strange going on.

She started to speak about sitting upright for take-off and storing small bags under the seats of the passengers in front. As she did the video showed an entire section of the plane where a half dozen cut-and-paste copies of the same sexy instructor all seated and demonstrating what was being said. Each one ended their task with another wink and a smile that showed impossibly perfect white teeth. For a second I swear one copy actually licked her lips as they winked and stared at me (or I guess the camera).

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What the hell is going on here???

, I thought. Suddenly right in the middle of the showing the safety pamphlet located in the seat pocket (which for some reason was now a Playboy magazine) she stopped her speech and said:

"Relax sweetie. Why worry and not just enjoy the flight?" <3

Before I could even unpack the fact that a prerecorded safety video just answered my thoughts, a wave of serenity and peace washed over me.

Why should I be worried

, I thought,

no one is getting hurt, unless I'm talking about the raging boner in my sweats. I should just sit back and enjoy the flight

. And did just that.

Shortly after the video ended with the air hostess waving and blowing a kiss towards the camera. I jumped in my seat a bit cause I swear on my mother's grave I felt something briefly kiss the tip of my penis.

-----------------------

We got on the runway, took off, and after ascending for a bit the seat belt lights flashed off and a few of the passengers got up to use the restroom, including the old man at the window seat. It was a cloudy day in Milwaukee so it was a nice sight to see a sea of clouds washed by the morning sun.

I then realized I had never selected a movie to watch for the flight. When I went to the movie section I was surprised to see that the previous in-theater blockbusters were all replaced by porn films. Some of them, no wait, all of them were ones I've seen or at least partly seen during my many hours of masturbating. I noticed the genre had changed its name to "Your Favorites." I went to see their entire library and it was row after row of all sorts of pornography. There were even films featuring multiple, well-known celebrities that I knew for a fact did not and should not exist. One section labeled "Fantasy(s)" had films of various women from my life that I had at some point wished to fuck. There was my economics professor, wearing a scandalous dominatrix outfit and spread out on her desk looking at me with a knowing grin labeled 'Teacher's Pet'. I saw a neighbor in a bright orange jogging outfit that I had seen a few times, wondering what it would be like to make out with her mid-run. Her film poster showcased her on a park bench, one hand squeezing her breast, the other rubbing her clit that was noticeably wet, and her face frozen in a moan of ecstasy labeled 'My Neighbor is a Nymphomaniac'. I also noticed a section featuring films starring the same gorgeous redhead from the safety video. The more I looked the more I saw that most of the library featured her in various porno scenes. It turned out her name was Scarlett Winters, a name I planned to keep in mind to 'peruse' later if you catch my drift.

Suddenly it dawned on me that the young woman was still sitting next to me, in full view of my porn-filled screen. I glanced over and noticed that she was buried in a book, a book which featured a heroine with a sword clad in armor (though it was more like a metallic bikini) and seemed to be French kissing some kind of succubus. The longer I stared at the clearly smut-driven novel I recognized the heroine looked identical to Scarlett. She clearly had the same body type and the same flowing red hair. Suddenly the heroine on the book cover broke off the kiss and turned from the succubus to look directly at me and gave a knowing smile and wink.

I snapped forward. My head was suddenly a little dizzy.

I think I'm more tired than I thought I was

, I promptly turned off my unorthodox streaming service and proceeded to doze off. After a while, I suddenly felt something tug on my sweatpants. At first, I waved it off as my boner returned to normal but after a few seconds, I felt it again. I opened my eyes and to my surprise saw that the young woman's slender hand was rubbing against my crotch. She used her fingers to glide across my shaft exactly the way I do it when I beat off. The strangest thing was the fact that she was still reading her book, breaking my handjob virginity as though she were scratching an itch. She was scratching an itch alright. A small moan escaped my mouth. Her breathing increased as her eyes flew across the pages, pausing her exploration of my dick to turn the page before picking up where she left off...on both fronts. She bit her lip, looking as though she got to a really steaming part in her novel, matched by the quickening of her pace as she pumped my shaft.

I looked around to the seats across the aisle and behind me and saw that, of course, no one seemed to notice that I was climaxing in 19A. A heavy sigh emitted from my mouth as I unloaded in my sweatpants. Apparently, I had a lot of cum pent up in the tank because I was going for almost 40 seconds! When I finally finished a wave of post-euphoria washed over me.

Well great, now I'm going to have to deal with this mess for the rest of the flight

. And yet, as I ran my hands over my crotch and pockets expecting a puddle of cum to start running down my legs soon, I found that I was somehow completely dry! Like all my semen just up and left my pants as quickly as it entered it. The young woman shifted her hand into her shorts and started pleasuring herself. Whatever that book was, I needed a copy of my own.

"Cold towel?," a voice next to me spoke. Not just any voice, but the one I said I'd never forget. I glanced up and saw Scarlett standing beside me, wearing the same straining air hostess get-up from the video. In her hand was a small tray of white, rolled-up towels. Before I could respond she took one off the top of the pile and handed it to me.

"We really hope you're enjoying your flight, and if there's anything I can do to make your flight more... pleasurable, you can wave me or any other of my associates towards you. Ok, babe?" <3

I was speechless, nothing that tumbled out of my mouth made any sense except a stuttering "Thanks." Now that I was at eye level with her stomach I saw that her tattoo was a manga/anime girl in a perverted school uniform throwing two peace signs by her eyes. I noted that the tattoo had some striking similarities to her host like someone drew a cartoon version of the person it was inked on.

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"Excuse me, do you mind if I get back to my seat?"

A different voice that dripped like honey soothed my ear, and I turned to see that a blonde woman approached down the aisle from the restroom and seemed to be talking to me. She wore a white tank top that showcased her bountiful chest, the tease of a black lace bra somewhat visible underneath. Like a second skin, her legs were coated in tight black leather that left nothing to the imagination. On any normal day, she would've been a 10, maybe even a 20, but standing next to Aphrodite's air hostess her beauty paled by comparison. Still, I was somewhat taken aback by both the shock that this beauty was talking to me and that it appeared she believed the window seat belonged to her, despite never sitting there since he boarded the plane.

"Sorry, but I think you have the wrong seat. An older gentleman was sitting here a while ago and went to use the bathroom."

Now that thought about it, he's been gone for quite a while. I wondered where he went. The blonde's brow furrowed as she gave a confused smile.

"No this is definitely my section silly. I remember having to ask you two to move for me and I felt so awkward cause I was afraid you'd think I was rude or something."

Now it was my turn to be confused, cause there was no way I would've forgotten someone like her, especially if I had been sitting next to her for the past hour and a half. I was about to protest when Scarlett perked up and said:

"Why don't we have a look at your ticket hun."

The blonde seemed to notice the hostess for the first time and blushed immediately.

"Oh! A great idea!"

She fumbled in her pocket for her phone and pulled up the airline app, showing it to the hostess. Scarlett barely glanced at it before confirming that this was her seat, showing me her phone screen. 19C, window seat. Welp, if the ticket says it's her seat then maybe the old man was in the wrong one to begin with.

"Welp, I guess I can't argue with that," I said as I started to get up to let her through.

"Oh no, don't feel like you have to get up for little ol' me," the blonde giggled. Before I could protest that it wouldn't be any trouble at all, the blonde swiveled around and squeezed her body through to her seat. As she shimmied in front of my chair the full buffet of her ass filled out her leather pants like a water balloon. each step caused another ripple in the black void of her bottoms. Suddenly and without warning the entire plane shook as we came upon some turbulence. The busty blonde fell right on top of me, her hass and plump thighs eating my newly raging boner. A few minutes passed before the turbulence let up, causing the woman to grab hold of the seat in front of me (us) as she involuntarily started grinding on my crotch, bringing my pleasure to new heights that I didn't think were possible. Even the blonde seemed to be enjoying the unexpected journey as she started to quiver and moan as the cabin shook and vibrated.

The entire time this was happening, Scarlett did not budge an inch, as though her feet were glued to the floor, her torso and head leaning against an invisible wall behind her. She continued smiling that perfect, guest service smile while her eyes lit up with desire at the erotic display before her. When the turbulence finally did pass the blonde apologized and shimmied over the middle seat before finally taking her place at the window.

A *ding dong* rang out to notify a message from the captain:

"Apologies for the unexpected turbulence folks. It seemed we hit some rough air but not to worry, we shouldn't have any more similar occurences for the rest of the flight." <3

Gone was the masculine, gruff, monotone voice from takeoff. I'd recognize that velvet-laced voice anywhere. But how was she in the cockpit and also standing next to me???

I started to become agitated when I remembered that soothing mantra from the safety video:

Relax baby. Why worry and not just enjoy the flight

? All at once another wave of peace washed over me. So what if I just got a handjob from my seatmate? So what if I got an ass job from my other, new seatmate? So what if the air hostess is also the pilot now? So what if every man on board except me has been replaced with a beautiful, exotic model? I'm here to go on vacation and I'll be damned if I can't find a way to relax before I even get there.

Maybe I just need something to eat

, I thought. As if one cue the sound of the snack and refreshment cart was nearby. I could hear the rustling of wrappers, the fizzy sound of soda as it was poured into a glass, and the polite giggle of the hostesses tending to the needs of their passengers. Eventually, they made their way to my section and I saw that the cart was flanked on both sides by identical twins of the same hot hostess. Each flashed me a service smile.

"Helloooooooo <3," they both said in unison. "Any snacks?" the one on the left said. "Or refreshments?" the one on the right questioned. For some odd reason, I wasn't as nervous to speak as I was before, in fact ever since I calmed down I felt a lot more confident in myself than I ever did in my life. I flashed a flirtatious smile and asked "What do you have?." "Anything," one said. "Everything" the other finished. "We pride ourselves on fulfilling your every want. Your every desire," the twins said in unison. Jokingly I said, "How about a Beef Wellington with a side of mashed potatoes, a bowl of caviar alongside a glass of rosΓ© that would pair nicely?." To my surprise in unison, they said "Coming right up <3." One made a big show of reaching into the cart and pulling out a still-smoking Beef Wellington, mashed potatoes, and even a generous helping of caviar. Even more surprisingly the other hostess pulled out a beautiful stemmed glass from the valley of her cleavage and placed it on top of the cart. She then proceeded to undo the 2 buttons on her uniform to reveal she wasn't wearing a bra. The very sight of seeing her topless made my very soul get pulled toward my dick along with any remaining blood in my body as it shot up to full mast in my pants. Unlike before, my pants didn't restrain my penis and I felt as comfortable as I would if I wasn't wearing any pants at all, yet I was.

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