Chapter 1:
The day was a scorcher, the suns rays beamed down upon my bare chest as I brought my cold beer back up to my lips to take another drink. I was laying in the back yard of my parents' house, soaking in some sun, wasting time, enjoying the last few weeks of my childhood before I was expected to grow up and get a job, and hopefully move out of home. My grades through school were poor at best and I never excelled in any one subject, opting instead for a life of partying, booze & sex. And here I am, 18 years old, finished school, lying in the sun with a beer and no aspirations to do anything..... I loved it.
I stood from the cane lounger that had been my solace over the last few weeks and made my way back into the house to get another beer, Dad was going to be pissed that I was drinking all his booze, again, but I'll just make up for it with yard duties. I checked my phone that was sitting on the dining room table as I passed by on my way to the fridge, 2 new messages, both from my mother, I checked the top message.
"Umm sory hun, tht wasnt ment 4 u, jst prtnd u didnt c tht" was the top one, obviously the second text in the series. Interesting, I thought, and moved to the first of the 2 text messages, curious now to see what my mother had said to me that I had to pretend I hadn't seen.
"My pussy is sooo wet, thnkin of wot i wil do 4 u nxt time we r 2getha again, im so horny, i cnt wait :)"
I stood, frozen, reading the text message again and then again. I was extremely confused, obviously the text wasn't meant for me, and I highly doubt it was meant for my father, which would mean my mother was having an affair, or she could be genuinely excited to see her husband of 21 years, whom she hasn't seen in 4 hours, since breakfast before they both went to work. I read the message again, and laughed, I just couldn't picture my mother being horny, using the word pussy, did mothers even have a pussy, of course not, they had body parts used for reproduction, but that's as far as it goes, a dirty little slapper girl you meet at a party has a pussy.
I pushed reply on my phone, I could either enquire as to whom that message was meant for, just leave it entirely, or play along for shits and giggles. If she was having an affair then that's her business, who am I to interfere with that, shows she is a normal person anyway. If it was meant for Dad, then even better, it's good to see there is still some life left in them.
I chuckled again, heck, I'm care free, I'm a rebel, it's expected of me to make light of every situation, why be serious, if all else fails I could bribe her to buy me some more beer, the good stuff, not the crap that my father drinks.
I start tapping away at my phones keypad. "I cn't wait 2 c u again 2, my big hrd cock is dyin 4 sum mor of ur special attn... oh, oops, hi mum ;)"
I pushed send and laughed, that'll surprise her, man I'm going to get a rollicking when she gets home. I grabbed another beer and moved back outside into the sun, I had another 5 hours before anybody would be home, better make the most of it.
After about half an hour of lounging I received another text message, "I wll show u sum attn, 2 ur bare ass wth ur dads belt" I laughed again, she would be a bit more defensive if she was having an affair, perhaps the text was meant for my father.
"Mmm, kinky, but cn't we start slow, sumthin 2 get us in the mood first." I replied, smirking, that'll get her, she's bound to put a stop to this now.
Another reply, "Wot u got in mind??" Now, that can't be my mother, someone at her work must be playing with her phone, or she is just really bored.
I replied, simply, "A blowjob"
After about five minutes she replied again, "U want ur own mum to put ur dick in her mouth, ur dreamin, you wll hav 2 do me plenty of favours b4 tht wood hapen"
I was shocked, if this was my mother texting me, she was definitely not acting like it, let me tell you about my mother. Her name is Rochelle, and she is a typical boring mother. She has got her qualities I guess, at 42 years old she is still quite an attractive woman, when she tries, her dyed dark brown wavy hair frames her face nicely and comes down to rest on her shoulders. Her figure is... curvy, from looking at old photos I'd say she had a great figure back in the day, but has since let her self go a tad, by no means would you call her big, or even chubby, just curvy, in a nice way to, it works for her. Finally her butt is round, again not large, but it has a good amount of roundness to it that is often accented by a tight pair of jeans, and her chest definitely stands out, I have no idea about size but as far as breasts go, they seem to be a good handful. Well, maybe I have sized her up a couple times, in passing, you know, as much as any teenage male would when a female is in the room, but in no means in any way sexual, she is my mother after all, and we have history, lots of motherly nagging, "clean your room, put your washing out, eat your vegetables!!" Yeah, bad history there, she just doesn't understand, she is obviously just not my type.
But this certainly was getting interesting, and I replied to her. "Wot kind of favors wood tht b?"
In only 2 minutes this time I got a reply, "Well u can clean ur room 4 a start"
Yeah, that's my mother all right, and still definitely not my type, too naggy, too needy, I wouldn't get a moments rest, I'll pass thanks.
I replied, "ur no fun... & dads almost out of beers 2" send, and chopped the remaining liquid from my now empty bottle. Another hour wasted I guess, I could text my girlfriend, Bianca, and see if she was keen to cruise around, maybe I would get a blowjob after all.
Chapter 2:
I was in the living room when I heard mum get home from work, I was watching a show about people in a cooking competition to become the best chef, although boring I was taking notes, you could say I had a slight interest in cooking, enough to try and charm a lady anyway.
