AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story owes a great debt to "Six Times a Day" and its author, spacer_x, along with many others.
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Dinner was supposed to start at eight pm. Josh paced the length of his room back and forth, his semi-hard cock bouncing freely. He was horny, but he'd promised Lana that he wouldn't touch himself. He couldn't stand the thought of slogging through dinner with his mother -- her being the cause of his boner -- and some stranger, without the benefit of a pre-dinner wank.
For what seemed like the hundredth time he looked at the last text conversation on his phone.
Josh: Can I seen you tonight?
Lana: Eager boy! I love it. Yes, I want to see you tonight. Do you have a hard cock waiting for me?
Josh: You bet I do. About to tame the beast right now.
Lana: Don't you dare. You will not touch yourself until I say so.
Josh: When should I call you?
Lana: No touching!
Josh: I have a dinner thing with my mom tonight. When will you call?
Josh: When will you call?
Josh: Hello?
And that was where she left it, over an hour ago. He did some quick math in his head. He had an hour more until dinner started, probably two hours of vapid conversation while trying not to stare at his mom's tits, and then very likely another hour on top of that before he could meet Lana at the Kit Kat Club. His balls felt like lead weights clunking around in his sack. Pornographic images of his mother, of Lana, and of every woman he'd ever met flickered through his mind in a most unhelpful way. The more he tried to ignore the pressure in his groin, the more he dwelled on it. It went on like this, buzzing around in his head until the doorbell finally rang, at which point he was delighted to have some distraction, however tedious.
"Josh, can you come down?" came a call from downstairs. "My friend Maggie is here." Josh double-checked himself in the mirror. It occurred to him that he'd managed to seduce one older woman (though "seduce" was probably not the most accurate term when it came to Lana). The chance that he might score twice in a row was not inconceivable. Maybe he shouldn't be so quick to dismiss Maggie, this new friend of mom's.
He took the stairs two at a time and arriving at the bottom, nearly shouted out in surprise. Standing in front of him, in his own living room, and standing right next to his mother, was Lana.
She had a pleasant but wholly unreadable smile plastered on her face.
"Josh, this is Maggie. Maggie, Josh," said Allie.
Lana put her hand out to shake, which Josh dumbly accepted. "It's a pleasure to meet you," said Lana. "Your mom's told me all about you. You sound like a wonderful young man."
Allie led the way into the kitchen, followed by Lana, with Josh lagging behind, unsure if this was reality or some terrible dream. They gathered around the high counter.
"I still have a little cooking to do," said Allie. "Josh, can you pour some wine?"
Josh took the wine bottle and three glasses from the shelf. As he set the glasses down on the counter, Allie turned her back towards the oven. Josh took this as an opportunity to shoot a hard, questioning look at Lana. Lana put a finger to her lips to silence him. Josh grimaced, trying with all his might not to shout out the question that was on his mind. Lana snatched the wine bottle from his limp hand and poured two normal sized glasses and a third glass that nearly overflowed. That she handed to Josh.
Without taking her gaze from him, Lana called out, "You have a lovely looking yard, Allie. Can I take a closer look?"
"Of course. Josh, can you show her the way out?" Allie replied.
Josh strode towards the back door and threw it open, stepping into the twilight. He heard the door close softly behind him. He rounded on her immediately. But before he could even speak, Lana was on him, kissing him deeply, wrapping her arms around him. Her soft curves crushed into his chest and legs. She felt so warm. He knew it was a ploy, but all his anger fell away nonetheless.
"What the hell are you doing here?" he whispered as they finally pulled apart.
"I'm here for dinner, of course. Your mother invited her friend and co-worker, "Maggie."'
"That's... that's impossible. How do you even know my mom?!"
"You told me everything I needed to know, Josh. You told me her name. You told me where she worked. You told me about her likes and dislikes, her personality, everything."
Josh stood there, agape. He was seething. He'd trusted her, and now she came marching into his house ready to burst all his secrets wide open. Not knowing what to say, he stood, arms folded, looking out into the darkening backyard.
"Most importantly, though, you told me how much you loved her. You wanted to be together. I'm just here to help make that happen."
"What do you -- what, now?!" Josh exclaimed.
"Maybe," she said. "We'll have to see how it goes. But I couldn't let you two staying in this holding pattern forever."
Then she took him by the hand and led him back inside.
"Oh good," said Allie as the pair made their way back into the kitchen. "Dinner is ready, so grab a seat."
Josh made sure to grab the bottle of wine from the counter before he sat.