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Art is all about doing what you shouldn't
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Nobuyoshi Araki
"What do you mean you're not going to the senior prom?"
I stared at her, she stood there with one hand on her hip. In her other hand, she brandished a wooden spoon. Mom was making basil pesto pasta, which is one of my favorites.
"I dunno Mom, 'cause I don't want to go. That's why." I tried looking behind her, to see if she had grated parmesan cheese yet. She must have anticipated my interest in the food because she moved to block me.
"Ryan... that's a lie, I can see it on your face. What's wrong, honey?" her brow furrowed, and genuine concern played across her face.
She's shorter than I am, actually, she's tiny. I suppose she's about the size one would expect from a professional ballet dancer turned teacher.
"Fuck... I don't know..." she let the F word slide. Well, after waving her wooden spoon at me like a magic wand. I ducked beneath it, narrowly avoiding it's magical wave.
"I know you want to talk about it, I'm your mom, I know these things..."
I sighed, she was right, I really wanted to talk about it. "It's just that... nobody even asked me to go. I can't go by myself. Even my friends have dates."
"Why not ask some cute girl yourself? I'm sure they're just shy cause you're so cute..." she winked at me and turned to stir the food.
"Mom... of course you think I'm cute, you're my mom, you're supposed to." Truth was, since turning eighteen, I felt more gangly than cute.
I spotted the parmesan cheese and reached around her to grab a pinch. She must have thought I was coming in for a hug because she hooked her arms around me. She squeezed me tight, and I could feel her small tits pressing into me. Instantly, I began getting a boner.
Hurriedly, I hugged her and pulled away so I could turn and run to my room. She called after me, "hurry with your shower, and come set the table."
"Okay, Mom..." I darted into my room, by that time I was hard as steel.
That's the problem with being a hormonal teenager. Anything at all can run a flag up your flagpole. I always showered when I got home from school. Before and after, Mom thought I had a thing for being clean. In reality, the afternoon shower afforded me my only opportunity to rub one out.
Grabbing some basketball shorts and a hoodie, I ran across the hallway and jumped into the shower. I may have a little thing for my mom, but in my defense, you can't grow up like I did and not notice her.
Mom's a beautiful woman, petite and small. She's delicate, but not even close to frail. Having spent her entire life in ballet, she's in amazing shape. I've seen my mom in every sort of dancing outfit. From leotards to jumpsuits, skimpy dresses, and tutus, she's worn them all. Most leave very little to the imagination.
It's hard being a teenage boy and seeing your mother dressed in bodysuits and tights. It's become almost an obsession for me. So every afternoon, I take a hot shower and fantasize about her. It's not weird, she's fucking hot.
I was thinking about this now as the water cascaded down over me. Steam billowed up from my feet, and I wrapped my hand around myself. I had never quite got over my erection from earlier, and I wanted a release more than ever.
Closing my eyes, I imagined she was dancing. Like so many times before, her lithe and athletic body swept across a stage. Feeling myself become slick with precum, I massaged the head of my cock.
My imagination grew bold, and I imagined her naked in front of me. Her tiny breasts, almost flat as she lay on her back. The delicate arch of her shoulders and neck. Her blonde hair, as always pulled into a bun.
My administrations became almost desperate as I imagined Mom on her knees in front of me. When I watched her lips part and my dick sink between them like a sword in its sheath. I came and slipped in the tub.
It made a terrible noise. I grabbed the shower curtain by accident and took it with me. I ended up sliding down the wall and landing on my ass. The shower curtain landed in my lap, which I soon became grateful for. The face from my fantasies poked her head through the door.
She looked at me wide eyed, but I could see the mirth on her face. "Ryan! Are you alright, honey?"
"I'm fine Mom! I just slipped, will you get out?!" I was acutely aware that the shower curtain was somewhat see-through and I was still throbbing post-orgasm.
"Alright, be careful honey, hurry up for dinner." She smiled at my predicament and then left.
I hurriedly hung the shower curtain back up and rinsed it off. I didn't make it down in time to set the table, Mom had beaten me to it. So, instead, I sat down and she put a plate of food in front of me.
"Isn't there a theme for your prom?" Mom asked me as she sat down with her own food.
"Ugh... Mom again with the prom?" She wasn't going to let this one go, was she? I took a deep breath and gave in, I knew she wouldn't give it up. "Masquerade, a fancy one... and I already told you, everyone's already got a date..."
"That's not what you said before, you said that nobody had asked you."
"Well, it's true." I shoveled food into my mouth, it was hot but so fucking good.
"I could go with you... I never got to go to my prom." she had a wistful look on her face.
I stopped with my fork halfway to my mouth. My beautiful mother was gazing at me. I almost got lost in her large deep blue eyes and looked away. She hadn't even touched her food yet.
"I would be the laughingstock of the school."