The following story is a fictional event between an adult male and his mother.
I do not recommend trying to have sex in the situation described, it could be hazardous to your health.
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"Honey can you come and help me?"
"Huh?"
"Come here, I need some help."
"Just a minute."
"Oh come on quickly, I'm stuck."
I stood, flushed the shitter and mumbled to myself, 'what the fuck now, stupid bitch always needing me.' Then I put on a stupid squeaky voice, 'Change that bulb, wash the dog, take the dishes for a walk, feed the washing machine, empty the cat.'
"Fuck you mum." When I turned the corner into her room, mum has a well rounded body with the classic 36-24-36 shape that all women seem to want. Well that's what she claims along with being a size 10, I think in reality the numbers are a little bit - let's say wishful thinking. In reality I think she is a little more than she claims but being 5ft 9 and fifty-four she actually looks a good shape.
Dad is long gone with some stupid, and for that matter ugly, bimbo that he got pregnant over his office desk. I'm twenty-two and an inch taller than mum but unlike mum I don't look in good shape as I sit in front of computer screens all day for work and gaming.
I felt my cock twitch and grow when I saw mum and at the same time burst out laughing.
"You shit bag, it's not funny."