Show Me Your Tits

Show Me Your Tits

What do you think will happen when a man asks women to show him their tits? Let's find out, shall we?

Just by him merely asking them, something that I never expected would happen, women gladly show me their naked breasts. I couldn't believe it. I wished I had thought of asking women to show me their naked breasts years ago. Seemingly eager to show me their tits, it's as if women couldn't wait to show me their naked breasts. One would never expect a woman to show a man had never met and didn't know her tits but she did.

'Go figure. What are the odds of that?' I thought while staring at their naked breasts.

As if an experiment in exhibitionism and voyeurism, whenever I was presented with the opportunity, usually women I didn't know and/or had just met, especially if they were busty, I asked women to show me their tits. An odd request and something that most men would never think or dare to ask, yet, surprisingly, unbelievably, and unexpectedly, just by merely asking them to show me their tits, women showed me their tits. Not having to ask them twice, not having to beg them, bribe them, and/or not having to force them to show him their tits, they gladly showed him their naked breasts.

"Pardon me. Show me your tits, please," I simply said while staring at women's blouse and bra clad breasts with enthusiastic, sexual anticipation.

As if undressing busty women with my eyes, while imagining what they looked like topless, I stared at the impressions that their breasts made in their clothes.

"Sure. Okay. I can do that," they said surprising me while unbelievably lifting their tops and lifting their bras to show me their naked tits.

'I don't believe this,' I thought. 'Just by asking them to see their tits, they're showing me their tits. This is unbelievable.'

Learning from first-hand experience, if they immediately lowered their tops and bras after showing me their tits, satisfied with just flashing me their naked breasts, they didn't want me to touch and feel their naked breasts. Yet, if they continued holding up their tops and bras in place, that was a sure sign that they not only expected me but also wanted me to touch their tits, feel their tits, and fondle their tits while sucking their erect nipples. Unbelievably, most women, after showing me their naked breasts, wanted me to have my wicked, sexual way with their naked breasts.

'I don't believe this,' I thought. 'Who knew that seeing women's breasts was this easy? All that I needed to do is to ask women to show me their tits and they did.'

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Author's Note:

Robert asked me to write this true story. His inspiration for the story, he received the idea for the story three decades ago, after attending the 1991 Indy 500 races, the largest car race in the world, won by Rick Mears. With crowds of more than 300 thousand fans and with nearly half of the spectators' women, the Indy 500 is the place to go to see tits, lots of naked tits. Judging them by how quickly they lifted their tops and bras, seemingly, women couldn't wait to flash men their naked breasts at that racing venue.

A memory, I'd never forget, one that was sexually exciting to watch, albeit, even though it distracted my concentration from the race, women constantly and continually flashed their naked breasts. Sometimes without even having to ask them, just by holding up a sign, women in front of me, behind me, beside me, and all around me, flashed me their naked breasts. I had never seen anything like it. Using the race and the crowd of men as their opportunity, women couldn't wait to show men their naked tits. I still masturbate to the dozens of pictures that I took of women flashing their tits.

With so very many men holding up signs asking women to show them their tits, I was surprised by how many women willingly and consensually responded by showing the crowd of spectators their naked breasts. As if they were hypnotized to flash their naked breasts, many women obeyed the sign to flash their naked tits as if it was a sign from God to flash men their tits. Seemingly, unembarrassed, unashamed, and not shy about flashing their naked breasts, as if they couldn't wait to show their naked tits, they flashed everyone around them their naked tits.

"SHOW ME YOUR TITS," read the signs! "SHOW ME YOUR TITS," read signs throughout the stands. "SHOW ME YOUR TITS," read the signs as if ordering the women to show men their naked tits.

Girlfriends, wives, mothers, sisters, aunts, cousins, grandmothers, mothers-in-law, and sisters-in-law all showed their naked breasts. Not shy about showing their naked breasts, women showed men their tits. Not shy about exposing themselves, unembarrassed and unashamed, they lifted their tops and lifted their bras to show their naked breasts to the cheers of horny men.

Obediently obeying the signs, women stood, lifted their tops. and lifted their bras. Then, while still holding their tops and bras up in place, they turned all the way around before turning to one side and then turning to the other to show the horny crowd of men their naked breasts. Not a quick flash, they continued holding their tops and bras up in place to make sure that everyone who wanted to see their naked tits saw their naked tits.

"SHOW ME YOUR TITS!"

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Show Me Your Tits

If a man asked women to show him their tits, especially in this era and atmosphere of the #MeToo Movement, what do you think would happen? Would he be reported to the police? Would he be arrested? Would he be put in jail and have to appear before a judge? Would he be given a prison sentence or would he have to pay a hefty fine for asking women to expose their naked breasts? None of the above.

Instead, of making a big fuss about it, unless the man was really insistent and creepy, women flashed him their naked breasts without complaint. Women are no fools. When most women have flashed their naked breasts, one time or another to one man or another, flashing their naked breasts was no, big deal. Flashing their naked breasts was just another sexy game that women enjoyed playing to not only sexually attract men but also to sexually entice and seduce men. I dare write that woman enjoyed flashing their naked breasts as much as men love seeing women's naked breasts.

"Show me your tits," I said to a busty woman waiting for a bus who I had happened to see at the bus stop.

'How dare I have the audacity to ask her to show me her tits? I didn't know the woman. I didn't even know her name,' I thought. 'Only, when I saw the impressions that her breasts made in her clothes, I couldn't help but ask. Judging by how her big breasts protruded from her tight top, she had such big, beautiful breasts.'

Unbelievably, having just seen the woman standing at the bus stop while waiting for a bus, because she appeared to have big breasts, I asked her to see her tits. Seemingly surprised that I had asked her to show me her tits, Joan gave Robert a sexy smile and a naughty look. By her sexy smile and naughty look, if I was a betting man, I'd bet that she was about to show me her naked breasts. Then, when she suddenly looked at me with sexual arousal and romantic interest instead of looking at me with embarrassment, shame, or anger, I knew she was going to show me her tits.

If I was a betting man and, indeed, I was, she seemed eager to flash me her naked breasts. Seemingly she wanted me to see her naked breasts as much as I wanted to see her naked breasts. Clearly, she was no different from all the other women who willingly and consensually flashed me her naked tits by just me asking them to show me their naked breasts.

"Please sir, may I have some more?"

As if I was Oliver in Charles Dickens Oliver Twist asking for more food, I asked women to see their naked tits.

"Please, Miss, may I see your tits?"

After putting her shopping bag and purse on the bus stop bench, she gave me another sexy smile and a naughty look.

"Okay," she said.

She looked up at me again as if her showing her naked breasts to a strange man was something that she always wanted to do and would never forget doing.

"I'll show you my naked breasts but don't tell my husband that I showed you my tits," said Joan with a wink and a laugh before lifting her top and her bra to show me her naked tits.

Of course, she was kidding about me telling her husband when I didn't even know who her husband was. Without any further conversation, she turned more to face me. Then, she lifted her blouse and lifted her bra to show me her naked breasts. Although she seemed sexually aroused, with her possibly feeling wicked, she seemed embarrassed, too. She quickly lowered her bra and lowered her blouse.

"By the way, now that I showed you my tits, my name is Joan," she said with a little laugh. "What's your name?"

Robert laughed.

"Robert," I said. "My name is Robert. I'm pleased to meet you, Joan. Thank you for flashing me your tits," I said. "You have lovely breasts. Your husband must be proud of your big tits."

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Besides, just by asking women to show their naked breasts, what did I have to lose? Either women will willingly show me their naked tits or they won't show me their naked tits. It's that simple. A voluntary gesture on their part, women aren't being forced to show their naked tits by merely asking them to show their naked breasts. Leaving it up to them to lift their blouses and bras, it's up to them to make the decision to flash their naked breasts or not.

I'm no criminal lawyer but as far as I know I don't believe that there's a law against merely asking women to show their tits. Besides, it's just tits. It isn't as if they're being forced to show their naked tits and it isn't as if they're being asked to show their naked asses and/or their naked pussies. Again, what's the big deal? It's just tits.

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Now, asking to see a women's naked breasts is much different that grabbing women by her tits. Surprisingly and convolutedly, instead of acting offended or insulted, many women have responded to men asking to see their naked tits by showing them their naked breasts. Unbelievably, depending where they are, the mood they're in, and on the man, of course, as if seemingly, it's no big deal to the many women have shown their naked tits to men who asked to see their naked tits.

Even if that man is a stranger, especially if he's a stranger and someone they'd never see again, if the time is right and if the place is secluded enough, women will show men what men want to see. Women will show men their naked tits. Something so unexpected as it is sexually exciting, women flashing their naked breasts by just merely asking women to show their naked breasts, who knew? Go figure.

Clearly, evidentially, and apparently, something that most men don't know, women enjoy flashing men their naked breasts. Yet, what are the odds of women flashing their naked breasts to men who merely asked them to flash them their naked breasts? Judging women from my experience, I'd say that men have a good chance of seeing their naked tits merely by asking to see their naked tits.

"Pardon me. If you don't mind and don't have any reservations about doing it, please, show me your tits," I asked out of the clear blue to my nurse practitioner during my yearly office visit.

She looked at me stunned that I asked to see her tits. Then, she looked at me embarrassed that I wanted to see her tits. Finally, a look of sexual arousal took hold of her face. At that moment, she looked so sexy. She looked so beautiful. I somehow knew that she was going to flash me her tits.

While imagining what she looked like topless, I had been staring at the impressions of nurse Sally's big breasts through the top of her scrubs before asking to see her naked tits. Knowing that the doctor was on her way to examine me, she looked to the door before looking at me. Biting her lip in nervousness as if thinking about flashing me her naked tits, nonetheless, surprising me, she quickly unzipped her the top of her nurse's scrubs and lifted her bra to show me her naked tits. Then, before the doctor caught her flashing her naked breasts to a patient, she quickly lowered her bra and zipped her top.

'I can't believe she showed me her naked breasts,' I thought when the nurse immediately lifted her top and lifted her bra to show me her naked tits. 'What are the odds that she'd show me her naked breasts instead of reporting my sexual behavior to the doctor as oddly bizarre and perversely perverted?'

A very pretty, young woman, the nurse had C cup breasts with big, pink nipples. Never thinking that she'd expose her naked breasts to me, I stared at her naked breasts as if I had never seen naked breasts before. Indeed, if asking her to expose her naked breasts worked on her, I had plans to ask many other women to show me their tits.

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With women exhibitionists and men voyeurs, why wouldn't women show their naked tits to men, especially to men who politely asked to see their tits? Think about it. Never believing that you were deliberately flashed, think about all of the down blouses that you've seen over the years. You thought that you were lucky to be at the right place at the right time, didn't you?

"The right place at the right time my ass? Bullshit!"

When you thought that you were lucky to see down blouse views of bras, long lines of sexy cleavage, and/or naked breasts, while truly believing that you were at the right place at the right time, you were deliberately flashed. Women played you while deliberately flashing you. Sexually teasing you, they knew what you wanted to see and intentionally showed you what they wanted you to see. They intentionally flashed you, their tits.

That's right. Sexually teasing you and/or erotically enticing you, in case you are naïve enough not to know, women deliberately flashed you their bras, their long, sexy lines of cleavage, and/or their naked breasts. They wanted you to see their naked breasts as much as you wanted to see their naked breasts.

Indeed, in the way that nearly all men are voyeurs, nearly all women, including your mothers and sisters, especially your mothers and sisters, are exhibitionists. In the way that all women are whores for the right man, when it comes to sex, women are just as sexually depraved as are men. Think about all of the women you know and all of the flashes you've seen, women want to flash you as much as you want to be flashed.

While hoping to sexually expose themselves to admiring men, think about what women wear or don't wear in the course of a day. They wear nightgowns that show every curve and shape. Indeed, women wear short, sheer, and sexy low-cut nightgowns without having the modesty to wear a robe over them.

While allowing men to see their naked breasts bouncing up and down and/or side to side, they wear tube tops and peasant blouses without bras that easily fall to expose their naked breasts. Clearly able to see down blouse views of their bras and/or their naked breasts, they wear low-cut tops without bras. They wear plunging necklines without bras. They wear wet, white t-shirts without bras and itsy, bitsy, bikini tops.

More than men will ever know, women want to show men their tits. Seriously, I kid you not. While sexually teasing them by partially showing them their naked breasts, women are daring men, double daring them, by begging men to ask them to show them their naked tits. Flaunting what they have, mostly all women love showing their bra clad or naked breasts. Believe it or not, women are just waiting for men to ask them to show them their naked tits.

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After asking women of all ages to expose their naked breasts successfully worked on strangers, curious to see if she'd show me her tits, I tried my new, naked breast technique on my mother.

"Mom," I asked while staring at my MILF of a mother's sexy and shapely figure.

She's so beautiful. I've always been sexually attracted to my mother. A real breast man, I've always wanted to see my mother's naked breasts. I wondered if she'd show me her naked tits if I asked to see her naked breasts. She turned from what she was doing to look at me.

"Yes. What is it, Bobby?"

Undressing her with my eyes, she looked to where I was staring before looking up at me with a sexy smile. Clearly, my mother liked me staring at her breasts through her clothes. Never getting enough of my mother's big breasts, I stared down at the big impressions my mother's erect nipples made in her top.

'I'd love see, touch, feel, and fondle her naked breasts while sucking her nipples,' I thought.

My mother has C cup breasts, not overly big but a nice size. I know because I checked the tags when seeing her bras in the laundry. I suddenly felt embarrassed that she caught me staring at her breasts but surprising me, she seemed sexually aroused that I was sexually enamored with her big tits.

'Hmm, good to know. My mother takes a 34 C bra,' I thought while holding her bra and masturbating myself while imagining touching, feeling, and fondling my mother's naked breasts.

Usually, the case when home alone with me, when I asked my mother to show me her tits, she wasn't wearing a bra. I could tell that she wasn't wearing a bra because making their impressions obvious through her thin top, her nipples were fully erect. I couldn't help but wonder if her nipples were fully erect because they were always fully erect or if they erected after she caught me staring at her tits.

"May I see your tits mother," I asked while imagining her topless? "I've always wanted to see your tits. I'd love to see your naked breasts," I said leaning forward in my chair while continuing to stare at the impressions that my mother's naked breasts made in her top.

She laughed. Then, she looked at me with sexual arousal that I asked to see her naked tits.

"Really," she asked while looking down at her breasts? "You want to see my tits," she asked while sliding a slow hand over her braless breasts.

As if she was sexually teasing me and she was, something that I'd love to do, I watched her feel her breasts through her top.

"Yes, Mother. I'd love to see your naked breasts. Show me your tits, mom. Show me your tits."

She gave me that same sexy smile and naughty look. It was at that moment that I knew my mother would show me her naked breasts.

"Of course, you may see my tits, Bobby," she said.

Surprising me, she lifted her top and held it in place as if she was waiting for me to touch her tits, feel her tits, and fondle her tits while fingering her nipples and sucking her big, erect nipples. She looked down at her naked breasts before looking up at me.

"What do you think of them? Do you like Mommy's tits? I love my big tits," she said while fondling her naked breasts and fingering her erect nipples.

With her, holding her top and bra up in place, seemingly, still expecting me to touch her naked breasts, not wanting to disappoint my mother, I touch her breasts. I felt her breasts. I fondled her breasts while pulling, turning, and twisting her nipples before leaning forward to suck her nipples.

As if I was her doctor examining her naked breasts, she stared down at my hands feeling her big tits and stared at my fingers fingering her nipples. Never thinking that she would, my mother allowed me to have my wicked, sexual way with her naked breasts. All that I had to do to see my mother's tits and to have my wicked, sexual way with my mother's naked tits, was to merely ask to see her tits.

'Wow! Who knew,' I thought? 'I can't believe my mother not only showed me her naked breasts but also allowed me to touch them, feel them, fondle them, and suck them.'

"Thank you, mother, for showing me your naked breasts and allowing me to touch them, feel them, fondle them, and suck them," I said. "You have amazing tits. Dad is a lucky man to have a woman as beautiful and sexy as you in his bed."