Kyle and Josh were waiting at the shaded picnic table that served as their usual meeting spot when they all came to this park. Josh had taken off his shirt and was wiping the sweat from his chest and face. He decided to combine this meeting with a moderately long run and had arrived just a bit after Kyle. Not being one for long runs in the heat, Kyle had ridden his bicycle over. It now rested against the large thick oak that provided nice shade for the spot. Kyle passed a large bottle of water over to Josh who downed most of it on the spot, trying to replenish his lost fluids. Kyle took a few swallows from his own bottle meaning to save some of it for the ride home. Both their mothers waited at home and while both of them wanted to get back sooner rather than later, it had become a routine that they should meet on Saturday afternoons here in the park just to talk about things. Mostly they conversed about topics that none of them wanted their families to hear. Girls were always at the top of the list but new music, upcoming events such as concerts or parties, how things were going to go once they were all at college and, usually, back to girls again were generally how these meetings went.
One topic that was in the mix was Robbie's claim that he was fucking his own mother. Neither Kyle nor Josh had confessed that they, too, were doing the same thing and so, for now, they listened to Robbie, who seemed to have no problem sharing the details about his own taboo sex life. Kyle and Josh had not come forth with their incestuous relationships because both of them thought, without a doubt, that Robbie would somehow use it to gain leverage over them and, most likely, try and get the three sons and their mothers all involved in some swap meet where mothers and sons would swap partners until all of them were fucking each other. For himself, Kyle had no intention of letting Robbie or Josh, for that matter, fuck his mother. Unknown to Kyle, Josh felt the same way and so they both were silent for now.
Kyle pointed across the park. "Here he comes," he said.
Josh looked and saw Robbie walking towards them. He was wearing a skimpy tank top and running shorts that showed off his muscular frame, on purpose of course. As Robbie walked into the shade he looked at Josh then a broad grin broke out across his face.
"Fuck you Robot," said Josh before Robbie could say a word.
"What? What did I do?" answered Robbie, his grin growing even wider.
"Just shut up. And by the way, fuck you," said Josh.
"What's going on?" asked Kyle.
"Nothing," said Josh. He paused for a bit before following up. "This asshole pranked me is all."
Kyle looked back and forth from Josh to the still grinning Robbie. "What did he do?"
"Nothing, he's just a tool," said Josh.
"I got him to hit on his mom," said Robbie, still grinning.
"Shut up dickhead," replied Josh.
Kyle's heart rate quickened a bit at this news. Was it possible that Josh and his mom were having taboo sex like he was with his own mother? He wanted to know more but hesitated asking, worried that he might reveal his own secret.
"I can't believe you fell for it, dude," said Robbie.
"I can't believe you're banging your own mom. Your mom! That's just sick dude," retorted Josh.
"Dude, I'm not doing my mom. I just said that to see if you would go for it, you know and you totally did, man, totally."
"So the whole thing was just a big prank then?" asked Josh.
"Yeah and you fell for it," grinned Robbie.
"Wait, you told him you were doing your mom and got him to try it with his mom? You are sick, dude," said Kyle, his heart slowing down a bit.
None of them spoke for a moment until Robbie broke the silence.
"So, how did it go?" he asked Josh.
"How do you think it went? I don't think I can ever even hug my mom again without her thinking I'm weird."
"So, nothing happened?" asked Robbie, looking for final confirmation.
"Of course nothing happened, dickhead."
Kyle felt it was time to get involved in the conversation before his two friends started throwing punches. "Robbie, dude, that was over the line. That's not something you pull on a friend, that's just sick and you know it." Kyle tried and make his words sound convincing which was hard since, after he left his friends, he was going home to fuck his own mother.
"Yeah," added Josh.
Robbie's grin faded. He gave Josh a light punch in the shoulder. "I'm sorry dude. You're right, that was over the line. It didn't mess things up with you and your mom too much did it?"
"I don't think so." In fact Robbie's prank had opened a whole new and exciting relationship with his mother Lynne.