By the time we reached the church, the snow had started to pick up. Mom was concerned we might not be able to drive back. I told her we'd make it back just fine. My sister had found our usual pew, and we piled in next to her.
"It's going to be a great sermon!" she said. She was always a bit too bubbly for me. "It's an extra half hour today!"
I looked around the room and could see more than a dozen women I'd laid the pipe with more than once. At first, there was an uneasy feeling about it, but now, I felt like a shepherd. One who shepards hot sexy older grannies to my big dick.
We sat down and the singing started. About a half hour in, I excused myself to go to the bathroom. On my way to the john, I passed Mrs. McClean. The Texan who had moved up here after winning some lottery money. I called her "the rich bitch." She always talked the dirtiest and howled the loudest. She also liked to wear stockings and garters for me. Her biggest turn on came when I shoot a big wad of cum on her nylon-covered thighs. Then I'd finish by jizzing all over her panties. She'd lick the cum out of the and then clean of my rod.
She gave me a faint wave, raised her eyebrows and made a quick look toward the church door. I nodded, as if to say "later" and continue to the bathroom. Mrs. McClean was a tornado in bed and I started thinking about what I would do to her tonight as I pushed open the bathroom door.
I could hear the choir starting up again as I pushed the stall door open. When I pulled my cock out to pee, it was halfway hard thinking about Mrs. McClean. Meanwhile, I could here another guy in the stall next to me. He sounded like he was having prostate problems with that trickle of his. My piss hole fired open and out came the morning's coffee. I shook it, turned and opened the stall door.
As I was gathering my cock to stuff back into my pants fully, I saw black high heels and the hem of a purple dress.
Grandma Gerte! I'd gone into the wrong bathroom! In thinking about that hot sex with Mrs. McClean, I'd totally missed the men's room and strayed into the ladies room. I didn't even notice she'd gotten up.
"Oh my Gott!" she said, her voice a low whisper enveloped by the sound of the choir. "What are you doing in here?"
"I got the bathrooms wrong, Grandma! I'm sorry," I said, not realizing my fat tool was still in my hand.
"And what -- what is -- that?" my Grandma said, vaguely pointing toward my half-hardened cock. "Put that away, please!"
When she said "Put that away," my loins churned. The blood rushed quickly into the spongy material of my penis and hardened farther. I wasn't sure what to say. But now my cock was slapping against the fabric of my white shirt, tall and erect.
Grandma Gerte turned away and closed her eyes. She couldn't bear the sight of it. And in church, no less! "Please -- put it back in your pants!"
My rush of lust was overwhelming any sane thought I may have had. Was this the moment? Was this the time? I grabbed a handful of blood-bloated fuck-flesh and took my chance.
"Get on your knees Grandma," I said in a commanding tone.
"What ... I ... what?" she said, looking at me.