Part 1: The Offer
"You wish that was your girlfriend," Kristi laughed as my head nodded at the hottest girl in the bar.
I just got finished telling her I was dating someone new, and Kristi asked what she looked liked. I decided to have a little fun with her and see what she would say when I pointed to the 5'10 blond bombshell working the room.
"She's just not your type," Kristi continued, "but thanks for the laugh," she added smiling.
"Oh and what exactly would be my type? Some 5'5" wise-ass brunette with cute green eyes?" I asked, describing Kristi as generally and playfully as I could.
"That's been your type in the past," she retorted, winking at me and referring back to the times we had fooled around in the past.
Kristi and I had gone to college together and spent lots of time over those five years working, studying, drinking, and becoming good friends. She had always wanted more, and though we had a few memorable nights together, I never pursued it further. Now we were living in the same city again, and catching up on times, both old and new.
"We did have our fun, didn't we?" I asked her rhetorically.
"We did. Could have had a lot more too. Too bad," she trailed off.
"I'm sorry I never pursued it more. I guess I didn't want to lose what we had as friends," I said, poking her playfully. It was a total cop out. I was just always too busy chasing other girls who were out of my league.
She peered up at me from her drink, and with a serious, and very determined look said, "You could have had so much of me, and I don't mean just emotionally, but physically too. If nothing else, I always trusted you completely. Still do."
With that last comment, I now decided to push a bit to see where she was going with this. "So I could have suggested anything physical..." I paused, lowering my voice, "sexual that is, and you would have been game, huh?"
She looked dead at me and replied, "Anything." I stared at her as she polished off her drink.
"So if you still completely trust me as you say, I could suggest something sexual to you right now and you'd walk out of the bar with me and do it?" I asked, testing my luck.
"Only if it was something you didn't want to do right here in the bar," she answered with a laugh and a smirk. While still smiling, she was now serious, "Name it, and let's go."
My jeans were straining against the instant erection I just popped while considering this sexual carte blanche. I had to be smart and tactful about this. Anything didn't mean 'everything', so I'd have to choose wisely. Or did I? Again, lowering my voice so as not to attract the attention of the people in our vicinity, I gave her an answer. "OK, smart ass," I started, trying to keep it playful. "Tonight...anything goes, and I mean anything. Anything I suggest, we try. Anything you want to do, we do. A completely open, unabashed, sexually uninhibited experience."
"I've been waiting for you to ask for that for years," she answered before I could even admire the brashness of my last statement. She hopped off her bar stool, took my hand, and led me out of the bar.
Part 2: The Store
After we got into the car and headed away from the bar, Kristi was the first to say anything. "So Mr. Trustworthy, what do you have in mind for us?"
I had been anticipating the question since we left the bar, and had gone over a hundred possibilities in my head, when I finally settled on something I thought held some promise. "Well, the start of any good sexual free-for-all has got to be at the adult superstore, no?"
Kristi clapped her hands and in the best girlie-girl voice she could conjure up squealed, "Yippee!!! Shopping!!!"
"Yeah, but this is the kind I can enjoy too," I clarified, smiling over at her.
So we made our way to the one of the many adult mega-castle-dreamland-playground stores that offered our fine city all the best in sexual delights. We had been at happy hour, so it was still relatively early, with only a handful of cars in the parking lot. I parked along the side of the store, and we walked our way back to the front entrance. It's funny how places like this used to have weird lighting and black film on the windows. These days, they practically shouted "Adult Toys-R-Us".
The place was clean, and well-decorated, and when we walked in, a cute gal at the front desk with piercings in her lip and upper ear gave us a nice smile as she looked up from whatever she was working on. "Welcome folks," she greeted us. "Let me know if there is anything I can help you with." She seemed eager to help, as we were among the few shoppers in the store.
"Will do," I replied, trying to be as cool as possible while standing in a place surrounded by naughty lingerie and all manner of phallic objects. Kristi made her way right over to them.
"Oooh, this one looks fun," she cooed picking up a fleshy pink dildo that flopped back and forth as she waved it at me.
"You definitely could have some fun with that one," I agreed.
"So could you," she added slyly, nodding to the shelf at a harness that seemed to complement the dildo perfectly. "Anything goes, right smarty pants?"
At that point I knew I might be in for the ride of my life tonight, both literally and figuratively. We walked around a bit more, perusing the lotions, finally selecting two bottles that met our discriminating tastes. We next wandered over to the sexy clothing section. They had a wide selection of lingerie and sexy costumes for both women and men. Kristi and I both perused the women's selections.
"This one's pretty hot," I offered, showing her a matching lavender bustier and garter set.
"It is, but so is this," she countered, showing me a white lace-up corset. "Wouldn't you like to cinch me up in it," she asked with a devilish grin on her face.
"Sure. But what would you wear for bottoms though?" I asked hopefully.
She picked up what looked to be a thin white strap. "How about this g-string?"