"Fuck," I muttered as I pulled uselessly at the convenience store door. Of course it would be closed. After everything that had happened today, I really should have seen this coming. Or perhaps even without my own personal grievances, I should have predicted that maybe in the middle of a snowstorm in a city that rarely got more than a dusting of snow, a few businesses would be shut down. Though even if I had predicted that, the fact remained that I'd run out of food in my apartment thanks to missing my trip to the grocery store the previous day thanks to work piling up on me and my boss deciding that perhaps it was time for a performance review and oh gee, she really does hope all this paperwork is done by then and gah! Why today? Or yesterday and today, or... dammit, why!?
Fuck her. And fuck whoever owned this store who wasn't willing to sell some emergency supplies to people willing to brave this storm. And fuck that stupid woman reflected in the store's door. It's all your fault, you know. And don't glare at me like that! Okay, I have to admit, you're damn hot when you do, but you've somehow managed to get sweaty in the middle of a snowstorm, and the bangs sticking to your forehead are... well, okay, it's not the worst look in the world. There's gotta be a fetish site for it somewhere on the Internet.
"Sweaty short-haired brunettes in snow jackets..."
It could exist. I've seen weirder things out there.
With a grunt, I brushed some of the hair off of my forehead and turned back toward my apartment building. At least, that was the plan. What actually happened was that I moved one leg, and then the other slid out from under me. My reflexes may have been great when it came to kickboxing, but that didn't do me much good on the ice (though I really did feel like kicking it, if I could find a way to do so without falling again). Thankfully most of my body landed in the snow, and only my knee actually hit the ice, so there wasn't much damage to speak of. And no one else would be stupid enough to be out here in this weather, so at least my pride wouldn't have to take a-
"You alright there?"
Of course. And there went my pride. "Oof, fine. I'm fine..." I said as I tried to push myself up. My foot nearly slid out from under me as I did so, but a hand grabbed onto my upper arm and prevented me from hitting the ground again. With a bit of help, I was able to get myself standing again, and I brushed the snow off of my face to see who I was dealing with.
Well, hello, big boy...
I nearly had to shake my head to keep my mind from leaping straight into the gutter. I always had this reaction to tall men, and the added bulk on this one certainly didn't hurt. Okay granted, with the heavy clothes he was wearing I couldn't exactly tell how much was muscle or fat, but either way, I could work with it. Though wait... I blinked for a moment as I stared at his coat. That didn't look particularly heavy. "Aren't you cold?" I asked.
"Aren't you hot?" he replied, almost as if he'd been waiting for someone to ask him this question.
I looked up at his face, feeling a slight shiver pass through my body as I focused on his piercing blue eyes. I wasn't going to let that show, though. He'd given me an opening, and I was going to use it. "Too hot for you, I dare say," I said, curling up the edge of my lip in a grin. This seemed to catch him momentarily off-guard. Score one for me.
"Maybe," he replied, after giving it a moment to think over. It seemed he was taking the time to judge my mood, and make sure I wasn't seriously trying to blow him off. "Though I bet you'd melt before I do."
"Hmm... A bit slow to get there, but it's not the worst line I've ever heard," I said. There was a moment of silence as I stared at him. How long had it been since I'd been on a date? Not since I'd moved here, and that was three months ago now. I was beginning to feel the withdrawal... Ugh, but no way was I going to let myself start acting desperate. "Well anyway, what the hell are you doing out here in this weather?" I said.
"Exercise," he replied. I blinked, not entirely sure if he was serious. It should have been a joke, but for some reason I felt like I could have believed him if he were serious. "It's good weather for it; keeps me from getting overheated outside," he continued.
"...Right," I said. "Tell me the truth: You're a snowman in disguise, aren't you?" It was starting to seem like the only explanation, though it may have been more a symptom of the cold reaching my brain.
"Was I that obvious?" He said, cracking a smile. Okay, he was probably joking. Probably. "What about you? You don't look like you're here for exercise. Unless solo synchronized falling is the new thing."
I dropped my brow and crossed my arms. "I'll have you know I won silver in synchronized falling. Would have been gold, but I didn't hit my knee on the ice hard enough. It's a vicious sport, I tell you."
"So I gather. You do have that vicious look."
Well okay, I was giving him a bit of a vicious look at that moment, but I wasn't going to take that lying down. I was going to make him take it lying down. "You know what? I think a demonstration is in order," I said, suddenly lunging forward and giving the guy a shove. A snow bank was right behind him, so I knew he'd be fine. I, on the other hand, wasn't quite so lucky. I probably should have taken the mass difference between us into account, as well as the fact that I was standing on a spot that I knew to be slippery. So, I really only had myself to blame when my legs slipped out from under me and I fell flat on my ass.
"Well, I'd give you a gold," he said, somehow having managed to remain on his feet. "Need a hand?"
I took his outstretched hand in mine and pulled it down as hard as I could. He probably should have seen it coming, and perhaps he did, but at least I couldn't fall down any farther. I made sure to lean back as he came down, and my coat cushioned the impact as he ended up on top of me. I did still find myself quite pinned down beneath his weight, though.
He was silent for a moment, before letting out a laugh. "You know, you could have just asked if you wanted me on top of you," he said, meeting my gaze.
"Pfft. Just consider yourself lucky to be in this position. Might be your only shot." I replied. I was quite conscious right now of how close his face was to mine, and if it weren't for the thickness of my coat, I was certain he'd be able to feel how powerful my heartbeat had gotten.
After a few more seconds of tense silence, he pushed himself back up and reached a hand down to me again. "Don't think I haven't learned my lesson," he said. "You can pull me down again, sure, but next time I won't be getting back up."
"Heh," I said, taking his hand and pulling myself back up again. I took a moment to brush some of the snow off my back, though I noticed that he didn't seem to bother. Granted, he hadn't gotten as much on him, but still... "You really don't mind the snow, do you, Mr. Snowman?"
"It's pronounced 'Snaumann,'" he said. "And it's not my name. But you're welcome to keep guessing."
"Eh, I think I'll just go with Snow. You can call me Juliet, which isn't my name either," I said, going with my standard alias and holding out my hand to him. After finding myself having to deal with a stalker in my home town after giving out too much information, I wasn't one to take chances with strangers. There was still a chance this guy couldn't be trusted, and I wasn't going to give him my name if I couldn't at least get his. "But now, I need to get some food. Know anyplace that's open, Snow?"
"Around here? Not likely. Normally I'd recommend you take the bus to the supermarket, but I haven't seen any buses running today."