This is a work of pure fiction. All persons and events herein are fictional. Any and all resemblance to actual persons and events is purely coincidental. Persons portrayed are 18 years of age and older. Please comment.
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It had been a boys' night out, and those who were looking for sex all struck out. Even Gene, whose fiancΓ© was out of town, would be going home with blue balls. It was Neville Bryant, one of the youngest at 21, who came up with the idea. Nev often had ideas - some good, some bad. This one was just bizarre. The seven guys stood outside a 24-hour pharmacy, in the pale LED light surrounded by early autumn night.
"That sounds very gay, man." Sanders, Jeremiah Sanders, said, doubtfully.
"Yeah, dude." Lincoln Mendoza, undoubtedly Sanders' best friend, concurred. "I don't wanna get fucked in the butt, and I don't wanna fuck any of you."
"No, dudes, listen. We're all horny, right? And fucking is where it's at. Rather than go home and beat off, one of us takes it for the team." Nev said this with utmost confidence and conviction. "I ain't ever fucked a dude before, but I'm so horny I could fuck a goat."
Ripely Griffin chuckled. He was a bear of a man, but friendly enough to earn the nickname Teddy. When he got drinking everything was a joke, but in this late hour he was sobering up. They all were.
"But if we go through with it, we gotta live with the knowledge one of us got fucked, and the unlucky dude has to carry that with him forever." Albert Owen, usually quiet, didn't sound like he was dismissing the idea.
"We take turns. Hell, I volunteer to go next," Nev stated arms crossed as a satisfied smile crossed his face. "If I don't wind up taking it tonight, I swear to god I'll let you all fuck me next time."
Kane, the youngest after Nev, piped up. "What about STDs? I like you guys and all, but if we do this I don't wanna get that personal with any of you."
Gene said, "I get tested pretty often because of how I roll, but same. Shelly wants me using condoms."
"I can't believe you guys are entertaining this." Sanders sighed with exasperation. "What do we need?"
Nev took out his phone and pulled up something on his browser. "Condoms and lube look essential. Um... there's the matter of hygiene. Someone needs to pick up an enema."
Ripley let out a guffaw. "I'll do it! Gonna bust me a nut tonight," he snorted and entered the pharmacy before anyone could interrupt.
"I don't think I wanna stay in for this," Lincoln demurred, but went nowhere.
"Let's take a vote when we get back to mine. Otherwise we'll just take turns in the bathroom or something." Nev looked at everyone. "Majority rules, and we all gotta do it."
Ripley exited the drugstore with a bag and a soda. "Let's go."
The seven guys entered Nev's house a few minutes later. It was a short walk from downtown where they were drinking most of the night, and the usual crash pad for their weekend hijinxs. At twenty-one, Nev, like his six friends, worked for the large tech firm in the nearby city. They worked on the same floor but different departments, and because all of them being in their early to mid-twenties, they fell in together thick as thieves. Over a year had passed from when Kane, the newest edition, was hired.
Nev's job afforded him a decent salary, which in turn, offered him a decent starter home in a decent neighborhood. He had a few extra bedrooms, which he made up as guest rooms after the first few weekends with the guys. One of the narrow twins or sharing a full, depending on the bedroom, was better than crashing on the floor any day. If one of the guys managed to bring home a girl, they could even have some privacy. But tonight, there weren't any girls. Just seven desperately horny guys.
They looked down at the enema in its box on Nev's kitchen counter. He passed out pens and scraps of paper as he spoke.
"One man, one vote. Yes or no. Majority rules. If the majority is 'yes,' we play spin the bottle. Whoever the bottle points at is it. Then we take turns until each of us has a turn being 'it.' Everyone participates. No stigma, no name calling. No one talks about this. We keep going until we've all been it. I volunteered to go next time if I'm not it tonight."
"Why don't you just go tonight?" Asked Lincoln.
"Let's be democratic, okay? The taker calls the shots. Looks like condoms are in because it's last minute. Teddy we kind enough to pick them up with some lube. Use 'em. We ready?"
Six heads nodded in agreement and each took his slip of paper and pencil to a different corner of the house. They brought them back folded and put them in a cup. Nev shook it up and poured them on the table. He opened each.
"Looks like its unanimous. Feeling curious, huh, boys?" He smirked at Sanders and Lincoln. Lincoln blushed and Sanders glowered.
Nev opened the box and placed the enema on the table.
"Gentlemen, please be seated."
He spun the plastic bottle and it turned before slowing and rolling. It pointed squarely at Kane.
"Ah, hell," Kane grumbled. "How do I use this?"
"There's some literature in the box," Nev volunteered. "They say to go until it's clear."
Kane snatched the bottle and its box and walked off to the bathroom.
He exited the bathroom sometime later to find Nev, Sanders, Gene, Lincoln, Albert and Ripley in the living room. Some porn was streaming on the TV, and they sat silently. A few were massaging the bulges in the front of their pants. Gene had his pants undone and was rooting around in his boxers. There was a space in the middle of the couch between Gene and Lincoln. Kane sat.
"Gimme a few minutes. It leaves you feeling worn out," he said, looking at the screen. Could this really be happening?