This is a story about a young man named Bobby Junior Lake, who lives in a trailer park. Bobby Junior's family consists of Jane, Harriette, Gertrude and Bobby Senior. It's summer time in Butler Missouri and Bobby Junior has just graduated from high school. Him and his best friend Ricky somehow got lucky and were accepted to Missouri State University. Only, they were both nervous about going because they were still virgins. So, like any good trailer park boys, they came up with a plan to solve their problem and get some experience. All characters in the story are fictional and over 18 years old.
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"How much you get from working with ol' man Peters?" Ricky asked Bobby Junior.
"He gave me a hundred and twenty-five, how much the ol' man give you?" Bobby Junior replied.
"Twenty-five for cutting the grass, and fifty for cleaning his stinkin' gutters."
"Hot damn we got two-hundred dollars Ricky!"
Ricky and Bobby Junior walked down the main road of their trailer park. Near the entrance of the park lived Daisy Mae, their lifelong crush. As they approached the faded pink and teal trailer Ricky slapped his money in Bobby Juniors hand and pushed him forward.
"Hold on a minute," Bobby Junior said, annoyed, "I thought we were doin' this together?"
"We are Bobby, you just doing this one, I'll do the next one, I swear it." Ricky replied.
Bobby Junior folded their money together and shoved it in his back pocket, then started up Daisy Mae's front steps. The trailer door was open, but the screen was shut and there was a radio playing towards the back of the trailer. Bobby Junior knocked on the light-weight aluminum screen.
"Hello," Bobby Junior shouted, "Daisy Mae, you in there?"
"Who the fuck is that?" Dennis, Daisy Mae's father yelled.
"It's Bobby Lakes kid, Bobby Junior."
"Get on out of here and leave my daughter alone."
There was some rattling from the back of the trailer and suddenly Daisy Mae appeared. She was holding her finger to her mouth, shushing Bobby Junior. Daisy Mae was wearing a pair of daisy dukes and a white t-shirt. It was apparent she wasn't wearing a bra because her nipples were hard and visible under the thin cotton. She quietly opened the screen door a crack and slide out. Bobby Junior and Ricky followed Daisy Mae up the dirt road before she finally turned to them.
"So," she asked them, "when are you two off for college?"
"Not for a couple months now," Bobby replied.
"Great , do you guys want to go down to the river a few times before ya leave?"
Ricky and Bobby Junior exchanged a glance, while Daisy Mae went on talking about how nice the summer was going to be. Bobby Junior knew Ricky was too chicken to ask, so he mustered up the courage for the both of them.
"Yeah we'll go to the river with ya," Bobby Junior said, "but we kind of had something we needed to talk to you about."
"Well what it is?" Daisy Mae asked, putting her hands on her hips.
Bobby Junior tried not to glance at Daisy Mae's chest, but it was futile. Her perky teen breasts were too match of a magnet.
"Ok, now don't get mad or nothing," Bobby Junior started.
"Well don't make me mad or nothing," Daisy Mae replied, jokingly.
"Look, Ricky and I aren't jocks or bull riders or something fancy, and we haven't really been able to meet anyone at school, you know?"
"No Bobby, I don't know, what are you getting at?"
"Uhm," Bobby Junior stammered, "you're basically our only girlfriend, I mean friend that's a girl."
Daisy Mae laughed at the two of them, she seemed amused by their sudden shyness.
"Yeah and remind me why again?" she joked.
"Come on Daisy we're trying to be serious about this." Ricky interjected.
"Whoa there Ricky, take it easy," Daisy put her hand up, "so what is it then, get to the point already."
"Okay, okay, so I'm just going to be honest here," Bobby Junior started again, "Ricky and I are still virgins."
Daisy Mae scrunched her nose and turned her head.
"Sounds like a personal problem to me," she said.
"Well we were hoping you could help us with it," Bobby Junior said.
"And how exactly do you think I could help with that?"
Bobby Junior pulled the wad of money he and Ricky had collected from his back pocket and held it out.
"We were thinking you could show us a thing or two," Bobby said, nervously.
"Ew, No!" she replied quickly.
Daisy Mae pushed his hand back and crossed her arms, which had the unexpected result of squeezing her breasts together. Both Ricky and Bobby Juniors eyes locked onto Daisy Mae's perked up breasts. With her arms crossed the fabric of the shirt had stretched so thin her dark areolas were clearing visible.
"Ah come on Daisy," Ricky pleaded, "it's 200 dollars!"
"Gross, I wouldn't do it for a million!" she turned and starting walking up the road, back toward her trailer.
Bobby Junior and Ricky looked at each other for a minute before either of them said anything.
"Hold on" Bobby Junior shouted after her, "when do you want to go to the river?"
Daisy Mae didn't even turn around, she just threw up her middle finger and then disappeared into her trailer.
"I really thought that was going to work Bobby," Ricky finally said.
"Yeah right Ricky, now we just look like perverts," Bobby Junior replied, kicking at the dirt.
The two of them went and sat on Ricky's front porch. They drank a couple glasses of sweet tea as they waited out the hottest part of the day. As late afternoon approached Ricky stood up with an idea.
"Wanna try the alley Bobby?" Ricky asked, excited.
"I don't know Ricky, your pops says not to touch them girls down there," Bobby replied.
"That's true, but my pops still goes down there and brings one home every now and then, plus it couldn't hurt to at least look, right?"
Bobby Junior and Ricky walked down to the corner liquor store next to the alley. They both peered down the alley to see which hookers were working. There were three girls standing in the alley. Two black women and one blonde. The two black women were leaning against the brick wall of the alley smoking a joint. The blonde was at the far back of the alley next to a dumpster taking swigs from a brown paper bag.
"I don't know Ricky, this doesn't seem like a good idea," Bobby Junior said looking at Ricky whose tongue was literally hanging from his mouth.